Ricardo Jalfrezi

pickled pram race champion.

[Ricardo Jalfrezi @PickledPerky]

@Metro_Bank on hold for 30 mins and nothing. This is useless

[Ricardo Jalfrezi @PickledPerky]

@Metro_Bank what's going on? Can't hey home of you at all andmy card is inactive ....

[Ricardo Jalfrezi @PickledPerky]

@volotea you cancel my flight with less than 16 hrs notice and don't provide customer service until 9am the next day. This is pathetic.

[Ricardo Jalfrezi @PickledPerky]

@PapaJohns where is our pizza??? It says it's been delivered but your Kennington branch are a bunch of big fat fucking liars #hungry

[Ricardo Jalfrezi @PickledPerky]

@IrishBeerFest @BeoirOrg @coffeeistheft

[Ricardo Jalfrezi @PickledPerky]

@carolinecorcor3 Hi. You still got these?

[Ricardo Jalfrezi @PickledPerky]

@TicketmasterIre 3 phone calls, no help because there is no one there

[Nick Miller @NickMiller79]

Straight out, Compton.

[Ricardo Jalfrezi @PickledPerky]

@MrJamesPerkins why didn't they come and find a designer who knows what is like to play at the highest level. #worldchampionship #71st

[Ricardo Jalfrezi @PickledPerky]

Legs, Guns, Bums and Tums night at the gym wasn't what I was expecting. #confusingacronyms #toned

[Ricardo Jalfrezi @PickledPerky]

@bbcthree @StaceyDooley does this imply there is a fun and light side to prostitution in Russia @coffeeistheft @TheJet87 what did you find?

[Milton Jones @themiltonjones]

seems biggest cause of death is being surrounded by your family

[Ricardo Jalfrezi @PickledPerky]

@TheJet87 @coffeeistheft @almacquotes https://t.co/yyr43TZeTd

[The Poke @ThePoke]

The Many Faces of Vladimir Putin

https://t.co/Okx9yiPqZx

[Tim @Playing_Dad]

When your friends ordered pizza for the party but when it gets there it has pineapple on it

[Ricardo Jalfrezi @PickledPerky]

@coffeeistheft @PutinRF_Eng @TheJet87 @almacquotes I thought the reds were our comrades? #capitalistpigdog #bendybridges

[Ricardo Jalfrezi @PickledPerky]

@PutinRF_Eng sorry to be a fusspot but the bridge doesn't look very straight. Views please: @coffeeistheft @TheJet87 @almacquotes

[Ricardo Jalfrezi @PickledPerky]

@fishfooddan ......... https://t.co/2eaRcD8kry

[Dan O'Brien @OtherDanOBrien]

[Support Group For Dans]
Hi, I'm Dan.
"HI, DAN."
I worry that people just call me Dan The Man cuz it rhymes.
*all the Dans nod knowingly*

[Ricardo Jalfrezi @PickledPerky]

@Londonist i just follow my waiters home to find out where they live. #watchingwaiterssleep