Pickled Rocks

[Pickled Rocks @PickledRocks]

Demonstrated ability to network and maintain relationships through anonymous social media accounts. #FakeResumeSkills

[rav fora @RavFora]

#MillennialBillOfRights a big chunk of us would like to stop being shot at #BlackLivesMatter

[Slom Dzam @Real_Scarface]

#MillennialBillOfRights when baby boomers would rather project their failures on their children than admit they created Donald Trump

[Pickled Rocks @PickledRocks]

#Manbuns #hoverboard ? Can we talk about something that actually matters, like selfie plastic surgery? #2015

[Pickled Rocks @PickledRocks]

#ThingsCollegeKidsDontGet Why dead inside Twitter users feel so threatened by their 'safe spaces', idealism, and concern for humanity.

[Andy Fraser @andy_utoronto]

@TorontoRobFord @pmharper @InklessPW I thought he'd stopped smoking crack...

[Ford Family @TorontoRobFord]

Monday I'm voting for fiscal responsibility, a strong economy, & a leader that will save Canadians 000's of dollars - @pmharper #elxn42

[Andrew Jackson @ranch_it_up_bro]

#UnhealthierFairFoods Kentucky Fried bat. The chicken of the cave #anchorman2

[Pickled Rocks @PickledRocks]

A Dementor's Kiss dipped in pancake batter and fried until golden. #UnhealthierFairFood

[Pickled Rocks @PickledRocks]

Deep fried celery sticks with a side of fat shaming. #UnhealthierFairFoods

[Pickled Rocks @PickledRocks]

#ThenItOccurredToMe my distaste for sports stems from my social isolation and lack of ties to the local community. #GoJAYS

[Pickled Rocks @PickledRocks]

For a laugh, I like to type my university major into job search engines. #unemployment #youthvote

[Pickled Rocks @PickledRocks]

Netflix flu shot #AutumnIn3Words @midnight

[Pickled Rocks @PickledRocks]

Prepare hibernation cave #AutumnIn3Words @midnight

[Pickled Rocks @PickledRocks]

Pumpkin spice tears #AutumnIn3Words @midnight

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Icky Trump: with ironically appropriate lyrics. #OneLetterOffSongs @midnight

[Pickled Rocks @PickledRocks]

My Milkshake Brings all the Boys to The Bard #OneLetterOffSongs @midnight

[Pickled Rocks @PickledRocks]

Pino Man #OneLetterOffSongs

[Pickled Rocks @PickledRocks]

Me, My Selfie & Irene #AddYourselfToAMovie

[Pickled Rocks @PickledRocks]

Will I adjust well to a new school year?
Can it be summer for a few more months so I can adjust to Google's new logo first?
#GoogleLogo

[Pickled Rocks @PickledRocks]

#IdHauntYouBy switching all your Starbucks orders to lukewarm decaf tea.