Pickle StrikesSomeViewersAsHarsh-Man Should Die

All beings have a right to struggle, even you. Gnothi seauton before you riggidy-wreck yourself. Hell yeah I almost have a PhD, if what you mean's a Pretty Huge

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Gaslighting? Oh, honey, I don't think you know what that word means. What you mean is "difference of opinion."

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@shokupanfan hello I have seen your tweet on my "Following" timeline

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@Reeeductionism Cirno: No idea what The Trinity is

Reimu: Likes it! Doesn't care that she likes it, because it's not Orthodox.

Flandre: "The Spirit proceeds from The Father, The Son, and The Flandre"

Youmu: What's said of two must be said of all three

Yukari: Whatever gets her what she wants

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It's all sports teams and reality TV.

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And if God deems it appropriate that prayers to save me from a Satanic problem shall be answered with a Satanic solution, then:

God, Send me a Satan.

Send me THE GOOD SATAN, right now!

Send me the Satan Who is my friend.

HIS APPEARANCE DOESN'T MATTER.

https://t.co/qgPO8gGFXE

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IMHO, this is one of the best jokes I ever came up with, but it requires that Theseus' Ship can be location-independent, and that Theseus' Ship can spontaneously generate anywhere.

(BTW: A scrambled egg can spontaneously unscramble, as a revelation of The Logos' true Logos-ness)

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Do you have Theseus' Ship in your refrigerator?

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Are you sure?

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But, in the absence of wondrous signs, "Wow, maybe Christ can be in people" is simply how answered prayers look/seem.

Like... in your life, when has "God, give me a sign" ever resulted in an inarguably wondrous sign?

And: The evil Satan loves providing empty signs (like mine).