piddywickles ✿

I don’t give a fuck bout none of that weird shit you popping .

[piddywickles ✿ @piddywickles]

PURRRRRRR
@probablymish

[piddywickles ✿ @piddywickles]

KC missing trinity with the cake because he’s a beta bozo lmaooooo

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Step 1: Remove filters in Reflecting Pool because Obama put them in.
Step 2: Give your criminal neighbor who runs "Greenwater Services" a $20 million no-bid contract to paint the pool.
Step 3: Fill the pool with water from the Potomac River, the phosphates from which cause algae blooms.
Step 4: Freshly sealed pool and extreme heat result in a super scum event
Step 5: Direct National Park Service to dump hydrogen peroxide into the pool which causes the paint to peel.
Step 5: Deploy US National Guard to stop people from taking photos of the swamp as a perfect metaphor for the administration.
Step 6: Blame someone else.

[piddywickles ✿ @piddywickles]

@mj_themoonchild It’s preventing me from telling BMing killers that their balls are crusted with poop because they wipe from back to front

[piddywickles ✿ @piddywickles]

Petition to let me write “balls” in DBD end game chat

[GOREJIRλ @GOREJ1RA]

Dead by Daylight this December

[Butlerian Jihadist @RascalFKennedy]

You know…. If those baseball players ALWAYS put Bible verses on their hats, nobody would blink an eye. Them only doing it during Pride Night is performative as fuck. Lmao. Do it for all 162 games if you REALLY believe in your religion.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Australian World Cup fans were caught chanting:

“Aussie boys are on a bender, Donald Trump is a sex offender.”

The tournament is barely underway and the chants are already in midseason form. 💀

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

The world’s first trillionaire made a pedophile rapist the president of the United States and then personally made sure starving children couldn’t get food and medicine, with 14 million deaths projected from his actions alone. He’s possibly the most evil person in history.

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

The same man who cut children’s cancer research is now a trillionaire.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

People have to start gofundmes to pay for cancer treatment

[Not Match of the Day @NOT_MOTD]

Alexi Lalas just called James Corden a 'fookin w*nker' on live TV. 😂

[piddywickles ✿ @piddywickles]

@AliNicholas1991 I’m excited for the new kingdom hearts and resident evil! What about you?

[Al Shipley @alshipley]

she thought about where she could go and not risk running into klay thompson and the most obvious answer was the nba finals

[Gabbar @Gabbar0099]

Just found out that in 2021, the UN tried to declare food a human right, two countries voted against it.

The United States and Israel.

[piddywickles ✿ @piddywickles]

My bf is playing DBD with me for the first time in maybe 2 years and I’m trying not to startle him so he doesn’t flee for another 2

[piddywickles ✿ @piddywickles]

@xHOOLIOx Jesus Christ that person needs their internet taken away. Sorry this happened Hool.

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

The UK banning Hasan Piker for criticizing Israel:

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Young people are always told what not to do. But what should you do?

Did you know that most public libraries have a Nintendo Switch to use? That parks show free movies at night? That there's a map of pickup basketball games?

https://t.co/Nb8rOAGO4T is a map of free and affordable things to do this summer that we made just for you.

Because public programs mean nothing if you don't know how to access them.