Mark Pidduck

Firefighter, Dad, sport (Exeter Chiefs, KCCC, Gillingham) and comedy lover. Defining yourself for strangers isn’t easy is it?

[Mark Pidduck @pids999]

@BellegardeSZN @krowa___ Binface is a satire candidate? Please give the man some respect. He’s an intergalactic alien who explained meticulously to us all what would happen after Brexit. If the two candidates running he is the sane choice 😉

[Mark Pidduck @pids999]

@Jaack Kane. Deserved it.

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@implausibleblog Then vote Binface 🫡

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@sophiakarim Thank you. Was beginning to think I was mad. I’m sure the Argentinian punched him. No VAR no tv replay? wtf?

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@BlackLabelAdvsr Siri show me a tweet that’s aged like sour milk.

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@Footballfights Watched in Atlantic City and their fans were class after the game. Also watched USA v Belgium trying not to laugh…

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@ThePunnyWorld Son: she told me but she doesn’t know the state capital dad. D’youknow?

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@scottmcgrezmiw @dgriffinpix There’s no way a Scotsman would be willing to lose £5 let alone a monkey 😉

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Can see Just Fontaine’s record going this World Cup. All the big guns firing and Messi is sublime #worldcup #Fıfaworldcup

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@deriniko9

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@mk_ultra82 @GregScottTV From the Oasthouse is sublime imho. Scissored Isle also top drawer and How are You above I’m Alan Partridge season two but I grant that season one will likely never be surpassed.

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@mk_ultra82 @GregScottTV

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@henrymoeranBBC Finally I can get on board with AI.

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@jimhamilton4 Aww leave him alone. He’s nearly as English as you Big Jim.

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@neilfissler If England are going to win this it will take a massive innings. Only one man can do that, gives him the best opportunity. He’s clearly fuming though.

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@lady_womble @Geraint2019 @Mossup2Sticks @BBCNews People on the dole don’t tend to be union members. Your argument defending blatant corruption isn’t even cogent.

[Mark Pidduck @pids999]

@utdmax0 Erm his dad?

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@ExeterChiefs @LinealSoftware So proud of you lads. What a season, so excited for next year and the future 🫡🪓👏

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@GunnerPuls Name one of the most famous footballers ever. Yeah very difficult 🤦‍♂️

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@RugbyInsideLine If you can use a question mark for this year surely you have access to four asterisks for the second half of the 2010s!