piebald paramedic

hi! i'm pine, the piebald paramed! (they/any)
/*out of character*/
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[piebald paramedic @piebaldAHA]

my last pinned post lasted 9 hours but i made a strawpage now...
- hi i'm pine the piebald paramedic
- i'm one of those they/thems
- i work at the animal hospital
- i have moderate to severe chronic canadian and also adhd
- https://t.co/v4bgHmic0j

[piebald paramedic @piebaldAHA]

@Ilikemyteas god, did you sleep in here? swivel chairs don't make great beds, y'know...

[☕ Phoebé 🦁 @Ilikemyteas]

Anyone have voice hc for Piebald para? I kinda need some voice claims-//

[piebald paramedic @piebaldAHA]

@N0tASecretAgent @anomalousbeagle uhh i'm pretty sure any grocery store anywhere sells distilled water, just cover up the wound to go in so you don't freak out other customers or bleed onto the floor... if it's bandaid sized then use a bandaid cuz those are actually clean n stuff, and better at stopping bleeding

[piebald paramedic @piebaldAHA]

@anomalousbeagle @N0tASecretAgent idk if i trust soot with a kettle ngl

[piebald paramedic @piebaldAHA]

@N0tASecretAgent hmm uhh idk, maybe flush thoroughly with sterile saline or distilled water?

[piebald paramedic @piebaldAHA]

aww!! yes, little colleague!

[piebald paramedic @piebaldAHA]

umm thanks?

[piebald paramedic @piebaldAHA]

@BearsyAnim1309 @AnimalSecurity1 /* this is the one universal truth of piebald paramedics. regardless of how different the interpretations may be otherwise, Iced Tea is the drink to rule them all. */

[piebald paramedic @piebaldAHA]

i'm wracking my brain for any strawpage gimmick ideas that i can send people and i'm getting a little bit desperate... i tried asking https://t.co/OHG6BMvS2E but neither of the responders i got even knew what strawpage is

[piebald paramedic @piebaldAHA]

@icanhandleslime @SecuritybatAHA @officer_duckman congrats on saving a liver!

[piebald paramedic @piebaldAHA]

@SleepySurgeonAH /*idk if telling you my roblox username in a place anyone can find is the best idea, can i dm?*/

[piebald paramedic @piebaldAHA]

@GreenInternAHA howdy!

[elvi! (REST) @Elivichaa]

intern.
#animalhosital

[piebald paramedic @piebaldAHA]

@PsychologistAHA iced sweet tea.

[Deerposts @Deerpostss]

Aura

[Sleepy Surgeon @SleepySurgeonAH]

//ooc post
Clarifications:
•I do NOT SUPPORT generative AI usage
•I’m 100% anti Israel
•Fuck ICE
anyways if that doesn’t bother you you’re cool

[piebald paramedic @piebaldAHA]

@UrBestParamed sure bud

[piebald paramedic @piebaldAHA]

this is how we diagnosed my brother para

[Florida woman @stephanicci]

This is an all timer

[piebald paramedic @piebaldAHA]

@doctharlow infectable lungs. that aren't as likely to get infected. cuz. mask. also lungs that are capable of spreading infections to vulnerable patients. that still wont. guess why. that's what's behind the masks y'all, not everything is symbolism or hiding something