piebald paramedic

hi! i'm pine, the piebald paramed! (they/any)
/*out of character*/
/*rp acc | admin: @populus_tree */

[piebald paramedic @piebaldAHA]

my last pinned post lasted 9 hours but i made a strawpage now...
- hi i'm pine the piebald paramedic
- i'm one of those they/thems
- i work at the animal hospital
- i have moderate to severe chronic canadian and also adhd
- https://t.co/v4bgHmic0j

[piebald paramedic @piebaldAHA]

@UrBestParamed bro they put DOCTOR in "the other classes." that's like, THE job at a hospital. i wouldn't be too offended

[piebald paramedic @piebaldAHA]

@Daily_Bas1s meeee!! piebald paramedic! please

[piebald paramedic @piebaldAHA]

tag yourselves

[piebald paramedic @piebaldAHA]

@PsychologistAHA nobody knows!

[CocaKolar @KOLAROSC_V2]

Yayyyyy
#animalhospitalroblox #animalhospital

[piebald paramedic @piebaldAHA]

@Ilikemyteas no problem!

[piebald paramedic @piebaldAHA]

@Ilikemyteas i will! have a nice rest!

[piebald paramedic @piebaldAHA]

@Ilikemyteas oh... you should probably do that, like, now... i'm not sure if it's a good idea to sleep in a patient bed, especially cuz we could need the room... but you really do need to sleep... you should go, just take room 3, i'm sure noone's using it!

[piebald paramedic @piebaldAHA]

@Ilikemyteas god, did you sleep in here? swivel chairs don't make great beds, y'know...

[☕ Phoebé 🦁 @Ilikemyteas]

Anyone have voice hc for Piebald para? I kinda need some voice claims-//

[piebald paramedic @piebaldAHA]

@N0tASecretAgent @anomalousbeagle uhh i'm pretty sure any grocery store anywhere sells distilled water, just cover up the wound to go in so you don't freak out other customers or bleed onto the floor... if it's bandaid sized then use a bandaid cuz those are actually clean n stuff, and better at stopping bleeding

[piebald paramedic @piebaldAHA]

@anomalousbeagle @N0tASecretAgent idk if i trust soot with a kettle ngl

[piebald paramedic @piebaldAHA]

@N0tASecretAgent hmm uhh idk, maybe flush thoroughly with sterile saline or distilled water?

[piebald paramedic @piebaldAHA]

aww!! yes, little colleague!

[piebald paramedic @piebaldAHA]

umm thanks?

[piebald paramedic @piebaldAHA]

@BearsyAnim1309 @AnimalSecurity1 /* this is the one universal truth of piebald paramedics. regardless of how different the interpretations may be otherwise, Iced Tea is the drink to rule them all. */

[piebald paramedic @piebaldAHA]

i'm wracking my brain for any strawpage gimmick ideas that i can send people and i'm getting a little bit desperate... i tried asking https://t.co/OHG6BMvS2E but neither of the responders i got even knew what strawpage is