Jonathan Newman

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[Jonathan Newman @piedmoose]

Deleting my Twitter account. Toodles.

[Jonathan Newman @piedmoose]

Today’s thought: you can cut a carrot into sticks, but you can’t cut a stick into a carrot.

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

After spending six straight months on the road, "Weird Al" Yankovic finally took his rightful place on one of the most prestigious stages in America. Our review of the song parody king's tour-ending show at Carnegie Hall: https://t.co/HClVThx5wT

[Portland Police @PortlandPolice]

Press Release: PPB Searching For 7 Year-Old Girl, Requesting Public Help (Photo)
Link: https://t.co/uWuOdXhdnh

[Jonathan Newman @piedmoose]

@Zoom your status page is lying to you:

[Portland Police @PortlandPolice]

Press Release: Vandalism Suspect Emile Laurent Sought, Public Assistance Requested (Photo)
Link: https://t.co/2PeLxnH78X

[Vice President Kamala Harris Archived @VP46Archive]

Later this month, @NASA will launch Artemis I—the first in a series of missions that will return American astronauts to the Moon, including the first woman and person of color. We have incredible opportunities in space.

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

This is one hell of an ad from the Democrat running US Senate in South Dakota. The question is whether people will watch it and share it.

[Jonathan Newman @piedmoose]

@MichalBryxi Being a member of “the old boys club”.

[Jonathan Newman @piedmoose]

So many players giving each other hugs… who says football is violent?

[Rep. Liz Cheney @RepLizCheney]

This was January 6th.
This is not “legitimate political discourse.”

[Jonathan Newman @piedmoose]

Short term hotel?

[Jonathan Newman @piedmoose]

Amazing what three months will bring…

[Jonathan Newman @piedmoose]

Finally!

[Jonathan Newman @piedmoose]

This is the time of year when the songs on the radio remind me that there will be much missile towing. I haven’t seen any yet.

[Jonathan Newman @piedmoose]

Is White Claw the Old English 800 of 2021?

[Jonathan Newman @piedmoose]

If The Lone Ranger was made today, the ending would always contain “Who is that unmasked person?”

[Jonathan Newman @piedmoose]

Rant: “action” is a noun. You can’t “action” something nor can you be “actioning” things.

[Sherrod Brown @SenSherrodBrown]

Members of Congress and Federal Reserve officials should be BANNED from trading stocks.

Retweet if you agree.

[Jonathan Newman @piedmoose]

Apple Maps voiceover said “At the light, turn right onto Sajoo Tee East Cesear E Chavez Blvd”. Some instructions with “South” are just fine. Very odd! #applemaps #portland

[Jonathan Newman @piedmoose]

It is really odd. It pronounced our street name with Southeast correctly, but the address as Sajoo t east. #Apple

[Jonathan Newman @piedmoose]

Why is Apple Maps pronouncing Southwest as Sajoo “T” west?