brett pierce

Permanently not Hopeless.

[brett pierce @pierceman94]

Hope better not wake me up again tonight. The thump of her hitting the ground after I push her off a king sized bed makes a lot of noise.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@robbysoave @esaagar The Washington Post targets me relentlessly!

Their insults could be higher quality, but some are not bad. I gave them 3 stars on Yelp.

[Tommy Geisler @theRealTGeisler]

Statistically speaking, the winner of game 7 has won the World Series 100% of the time

[brett pierce @pierceman94]

@HopePierce_ unless it's at 3AM and your husband is trying to sleep. Then no one wins

[brett pierce @pierceman94]

When church is at 10 and prime time turkey hunting stats at 9:30.

[brett pierce @pierceman94]

A special thanks to @HopePierce_ for not giving me grief for hunting out of town this weekend. You rock 👌

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

When your buddy passes out early at the party

[brett pierce @pierceman94]

Nothing's worse than attempting to slam someone and all you can do is stutter your way though the insult. #T-T-Today junior

[brett pierce @pierceman94]

Update: Aaron Rodgers actually isn't that incredible. I have reason to believe he is actually human even though ESPN may disagree.

[brett pierce @pierceman94]

@Hoetfelker I'm always game for that! When are we going! 🔫🎯

[brett pierce @pierceman94]

You don't realize what a tool you were until a reminder post on Facebook shows up from 4 years ago.

[Colten Schafersman @Colt_MemoryLane]

This election isn't who you are voting for. It's more of who are you voting against. Just my 2 cents.

[brett pierce @pierceman94]

If you have ever had a bad fishing experience read this.

[WORLD STAR FANS @WORIDSTARC0MEDY]

Explain this @NFL.

[brett pierce @pierceman94]

@sethwilliams_10 yes

[brett pierce @pierceman94]

Golf is more fun to watch when they don't have the camera on tiger all the time.

[brett pierce @pierceman94]

Just lost all faith in humanity.

[Faux Pelini @FauxPelini]

.@HillaryClinton @realDonaldTrump Why do America's young people carelessly drop footballs on the one yard line every week

[brett pierce @pierceman94]

The debate tonight will be comical. #WeAreScrewed2k16
#NeverHillary