Aurora/Canada

This is good.

[Aurora/Canada @pikelbol]

Lanzando mi canal de Pickleball en Español! #TikTok https://t.co/yCxb4UvVhP

[Aurora/Canada @pikelbol]

The audacity is infinite.

[Astronomer @astronomerio]

Thank you for your interest in Astronomer.

[Aurora/Canada @pikelbol]

I’m back from a 2 month vacation in Europe and a few surprising things to point out:
- my dog gained as much weight as I did;
- my coworkers just kept showing up for work;
- the water bottle caps come off;
- my girlfriend and I are still together and better than when we left.

[Aurora/Canada @pikelbol]

I tried to quit my job by telling them I have 3 weddings to attend outside of the country and that I would be gone for ~2 months. They asked me to work some days remotely and kept me on payroll.

Count your blessings Aurora.

[Aurora/Canada @pikelbol]

A cute lil reminder that death is just creeping around the corner lol.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

do you know how lucky you have to be for this to happen

[Themugly Dolls @Themuglydolls]

Oh no Reneeee

[Aurora/Canada @pikelbol]

Nomad Rene arrives 05/15 & she is coming with us on this ~2 month trip around Europe. Stay tuned!

@Themuglydolls

[Aurora/Canada @pikelbol]

Craaaaazy that she can both miss me so much and not be willing to do the dishes to help us get to bed faster to cuddle…

[Aurora/Canada @pikelbol]

The ego: Omg I can’t wait to go on this 55 day vacation but also can’t wait to get back so I can adopt a snake and a bearded dragon and play a bunch of pickleball.

The soul: grateful that I’m healthy mentally & physically right now.

[Aurora/Canada @pikelbol]

Paid $20.99/month for an extra line of wireless service for a ghost iPad for the last 3yrs… HOT! & $150 reimbursement offer only? Talk dirty to me like, “why did you ever trust us?” Or “why didn’t you look at your bill?” & spank me harder @ATT

[Aurora/Canada @pikelbol]

@hubermanlab @canna_brain Will there be or is there already (& I cannot find it) an episode on transgender hormone therapy, transgender health?

[Aurora/Canada @pikelbol]

@canna_brain About to listen to the episode. Thank you in advance for all your work. If you can move past the frustration which is ego entwined, towards speaking from your soul, I think your work will reach more people. Inaccuracy in the public will always exist.

[Aurora/Canada @pikelbol]

@Nicely__done I was looking at all the shit I scraped off my tongue last night just from an 8hr day. Also, if we’re all gonna just act hysterical towards each other, let’s do it in the abundance of good breath 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Aurora/Canada @pikelbol]

@hinge keeps notifying me that I am compatible with mystical creatures, anime characters, cartoon characters & Hogwarts attendees. Where is the filter for vampires only? Humans seem out of the question so I’m just curious… 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Aurora/Canada @pikelbol]

@dbrand Great morning coffee, thank you and a fuck you too brandy lol

[Aurora/Canada @pikelbol]

@MKBHD I got the Sierra Blue thinking that would be the sexiest color in the lineup & then they do shit like this after MY return window w/ @ATT has passed. @Apple chaps my ass & I love it. @VogueRunway must've informed Apple that green is in this summer🧐