Olivia

haiiii :3 (unironically)

[Olivia @pilatesdeer]

if a woman tells you that you have nice hands she actually wants to bear your children btw

[𝒩𝒶𝓉𝒶𝓁𝒾𝒶 @classicspilled]

Everyone should flirt more. We live in a flirtation drought. Perfect your comedic timing, find the right compliments, ask the questions, stare into each other's eyes, etc.

[Olivia @pilatesdeer]

@joanfromdc It was!! I served it with a side of olive oil for dipping. Just divine

[Olivia @pilatesdeer]

sourdough focaccia

[Olivia @pilatesdeer]

he was sitting there looking so strong and handsome and I wondered if he’d mind if I just curled up next to him and brought his bicep between my hand and my face. but alas I could not do that

[Olivia @pilatesdeer]

@SWENGDAD !! Flirting is a skill !!

[Olivia @pilatesdeer]

being brave and going to a wedding this weekend where I only know 2 guests!! Should be an adventure. Is it acceptable to dance really amazingly or no

[Olivia @pilatesdeer]

unfortch my type lately is twice my age

[matt @ruffledsavior]

happy couple in the coffee shop today. as they leave the man, to her delight, presses a small piece of snow to the back of her neck to get a reaction. for their next trick they're going to crack my sternum open and play catch with my heart

[Olivia @pilatesdeer]

@ruffledsavior I missed your prose

[Olivia @pilatesdeer]

@ruffledsavior Fr

[Olivia @pilatesdeer]

sourdough cinnamon rolls

[Olivia @pilatesdeer]

@ruffledsavior Missed you too king

[Olivia @pilatesdeer]

@ruffledsavior 😹😹😹💖💖💖💖

[Olivia @pilatesdeer]

@ruffledsavior Real

[Olivia @pilatesdeer]

@ReyCurmudgeon this is hell

[Olivia @pilatesdeer]

unfortunately very typical of me to go to a sports bar on a day with a very important game playing and wonder why none of the men are paying attention to me