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Never argue with stupid people. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
Mark Twain

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@bushontheradio Ironing.
Total and utter waste of time. As a society we need to make it acceptable to wear creased clothes.

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@anon_opin Slightly off topic but the Tesco own make chocolate covered custard creams are superb. As a biscuit connoisseur, bon viveur and professional fatty I can heartily recommend them. #notanAD #Tesco #CustardCreams

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@f01re @anon_opin ...or Diane Morgan. 😂

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@vibeeeng

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@anon_opin Ironically, my wife uttering the phrase "Euurgh that's gross I'm not touching whatever that is" means that we're not ever likely to have a small child.

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@FabrizioRomano

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@ATRightMovies Life of Brian

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@ThePitchTalks @KP24 That KP had the nickname FIGJAM still makes me laugh. 😂

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@ATRightMovies I hear you're a racist now, Father.

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@GayleFallon11 1. Depeche Mode
2. The Who
3. Muse
4. Simple Minds
5. Elbow
6. Madness
7. Happy Mondays
8. Blue Oyster Cult
9. Deep Purple
10. The Stranglers
Special mention for Stevie Wonder I didn't include him as he's not a band.

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@anon_opin If we're talking pens the Mitsubishi Uniball is my go to. It's not a clicker but the ink flow is smoooooth.

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@MacaroniMan2021 @anon_opin Lying there, staring at the inside of the coffin lid thinking about what he SHOULD have said to that virgin back in 1437.

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@OminousBeeping @rjp0422 That's the one.😂

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@anon_opin Using lashings of Fairy liquid and massaging it with their finger might make them lousy at washing up but it does mark them out as a sensitive lover.

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@HartWexford @RealTimVine @NASA

[Alternative MUFC. @AlternativeMUFC]

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@DavidGArnold Pwll Mawr David? 👷

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@fesshole This is still a better love story than Twilight.