Pill Fox

I use this Twitter to make memes for @pillfox on Instagram.

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Gold

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@Starbucks mobile order keeps saying something is going wrong on your end... I deleted and redownloaded the app but I’ve been getting the same error for 30 minutes. Halpppp

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Summer 2019 expectations versus my sad, pork-like reality if I don’t start getting my shit together

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I just spit out my Kafka

[rob from online 📱 @robfromonline]

due to personal reasons i've decided to transform suddenly and unexpectedly into a giant insect much to the horror of my loved ones

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Conservatives: “Ain’t no snowflake is gonna take my right to bear arms! It’s my constitutional right!”
News: “Trump backs bible classes in schools, debates nationwide over the First Amendment’s separation of church and state.”
Conservatives:

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me choosing to follow my chemical imbalances toward more poor life choices

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The Fyre Festival is literally the closest anyone has gotten to completing an idea originally discussed doing cocaine.

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Guys: I want someone “real”.
Me: I’m addicted to Amazon Prime, pick at my flawed skin until it bleeds, and wish people happy birthday solely off if they remembered mine or not.

...no? That’s what I thought now give me back my Snapchat filter

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Girls Getting Ready Together: Male Expectation vs. Sad, Female Reality (ft. Don’t U Txt H1m and Where R U Now Cocaine I’m a Literal Orca)

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Marie Kondo: “Only keep the things that ~*spark joy*~ within you.”
Me:

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If Kylie Jenner doesn’t come out with an eyeshadow named ‘Eggshell’ she’s got me fucked up

[Monterey Bay Aquarium @MontereyAq]

Abby is a thicc girl
What an absolute unit
She c h o n k
Look at the size of this lady
OH LAWD SHE COMIN
Another Internetism !

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If she had one of these purses she a hoe now

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“I’ll get gas in the morning before work” is really just self-sabotage.

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Me, sober:
“Cigarettes are disgusting honestly.”
“Ugh, the smell.”
“Smoking kills, dontcha know?”

Me, two drinks in, likely wearing a choker:

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“Wanna know how I know you’re a sorority girl?...

You do coke and brunch.”

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@ MY FOLLOWERS; Retweet this for me guys!! Just type “#bethegood” & “@ThePipsqueakery” please! $10 to some needy rodents (and I don’t mean myself) by exerting nearly no effort!

[Bebe Rexha @BebeRexha]

You can live all your life living in fear of death or you can accept that it’s inevitable and focus on all the positive things and enjoy the time we have left.

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#BeTheGood @ThePipsqueakery

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me driving my own car to the family gathering so I can get in and get the fuck out right after dessert