polonius

hardcore simpin in heaven, laertes is my son and he’s the best thing that has ever happened to me.. oh also ophelia is my daughter and she’s nice

[polonius @pimplonius]

been said that

[ophelia @opheliyuhh]

no one deserved me and that’s #StraightFacts

[Hooraerae @HooraeraeH]

Go to hell you criminal

[polonius @pimplonius]

@opheliaflowerss

[Words @wordstionary]

How to save your heart in 2020

1) You should:
• never expect
• never demand
• never assume

2) Know:
• your limits
• where you stand
• your potential

3) Don’t:
• get affected
• get jealous
• care what others are doing

[polonius @pimplonius]

100%

[opheliyuhhhhh @opheliyuhhhhh]

so can we finally consider hamlet a serial killer orrrrrr ???

[Words @wordstionary]

The problem is.

[polonius @pimplonius]

sis ur dead too idk why ur talkin 🍷🍷

[BrotherLover @OGQueenTrude]

@pimplonius No one cares about you polonius go hide behind a curtain oh wait you can’t even do that

[BrotherLover @OGQueenTrude]

@HonestClaudius @angrydane1 @pimplonius Tea

[King Claudius @HonestClaudius]

@pimplonius LMAOO I’m deaddddd (literally)

[polonius @pimplonius]

love my kids omg

[polonius @pimplonius]

who’s in hell

[polonius @pimplonius]

say that 👏🏼👏🏼

[Ophelia @opheliaflowerss]

ITS NOT ABOUT YOU!! Narcissist

[Ophelia @opheliaflowerss]

ITS NOT ABOUT YOU!! Narcissist

[Ophelia @nunneryophelia]

@swordoflaertes We are together again!

[Ophelia @nunneryophelia]

whole Denmark gang in heaven now

[polonius @pimplonius]

@HonestClaudius

[XXL Magazine @XXL]

JUST IN: YNW Melly’s “Murder on My Mind” goes platinum following the rapper’s double murder charges https://t.co/8vGARR5OWj

[polonius @pimplonius]

@HornyHamlet

[Genius @Genius]

“melvin’s not an alter ego; it’s a person. i got mixed personalities. it’s another person” —ynw melly
https://t.co/itbG1X9ymO

[Peter Kuchar @Sajdak1970]

And #BadJokeTuesday is clearly the answer. 😄
#Hamlet #question #cartoon