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yeah maybe...but at least I won't be unoriginal.

Most men die at 27, we just bury them at 72

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It's hard to believe, but today marks 10 years without alcohol...

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This was my Kennedy assassination. I still remember what I was doing when I heard the news....

[Ballislife.com @Ballislife]

40 YEARS AGO TODAY
Len Bias passed away 2 days after being drafted 2nd by the 1986 NBA Champion Boston Celtics!

He was one of the most physically gifted basketball players ever. 6’8” 220 LBS Less than 5% Body Fat 43+ Inch Vertical & had a jumper

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Not sure who this guy is but same vibes
#usopen
#dopplereffect

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

When I was 12 years old I’d wake up on a Saturday morning, watch some cartoons and pro wrestling, go outside and throw a rubber ball off the side of the house, get the guys in the neighborhood together for Wiffle Ball, go inside for Atari and snacks, ride my bike to Dairy Queen for a Mr. Misty, listen to Casey Kasem, flip on ESPN and watch sports with no social commentary, flip it over to MTV, which showed actual music videos, go back outside for more Wiffle Ball, and then think “Hey, it’s almost 3 pm.” Living my best life and had no fucking idea how good I had it.

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@RageWoody69 @CBainey Shouldn't make fun of someone that just beat cancer. #survivor

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@erenhubx

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Happy Cinco de Joe Mayo

@ThisThirsty

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@BitcoinSapiens then maybe he should give his money away now then, right?

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@tvandjudgement Ok...Jamie's safe.
Guessing he bets $6200...

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@tvandjudgement He better not win

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@aakashgupta Lost me with "Sweeney has the talent"

[Cera Gibson @CeraGibson]

I watched this movie because the audiobook was on sale, and I listened to it when I was sick. The ending was so bewilderingly unbelievable that I had to see if the film would improve upon it. I guess it did, but all I could think the entire time was that while Amanda was giving the performance of a lifetime, Sydney was about as magnetic as a jug of milk. I truly cannot fathom it having a $372.2 million appeal.

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@his4Everz Noem ? Kristi motorboat 'em...

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@YeeYee496845 @aakashgupta No, i think it's saying if you had a telescope that could view from that distance, that is what they would see....

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@TheGolfDivoTee remove everyone that isn't smoking...

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@ThatEricAlper the Arch Deluxe
@McDonalds

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@smalls2672 Christmas Adventurers Club members ?

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@ATRightMovies There Will Be Blood
The Assassination of Jesse James
No Country for Old Men

all from 2007....

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@ATRightMovies I had coffee with McCauley...half an hour ago!!

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@GramsciGordon @SchmanthonyP well, Mr. Plainview lost it when AL was thick in front of him...

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

70 and 80 year old people are generally unemployable due to physical and mental decline but for some reason we allow them to run the entire fucking country.