mamas

[jezz @JezziiB]

Ok so here’s how it works
Dads with daughters: Women’s restroom.
Moms with daughters: Women’s restroom.
Dads with sons: Men’s restrooms.
Mothers with sons: Women’s restroom.
Hope that helps.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

I DO NOT CARE what ANYONE says
BE CAREFUL what you say at WORK.
Someone is ALWAYS listening!

[mamas @pinchemadison]

@imfynerthanfyne What kills me is I know in his mind you’re just mad you couldn’t get something from him. Insufferable 😭😭

[mamas @pinchemadison]

@culturejpg Covid lockdown vibes 🤣

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

“male loneliness epidemic” ohhh you mean the male consequence epidemic

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

Gas prices are at crazy levels-fire TRUMP!!

[mamas @pinchemadison]

@annabesss Firmly believe this. Mind blown by the comments. You look incredible!

[KAI @ended_everyone]

currently thinking about when justin bieber wore a Jonas Brothers shirt so joe jonas wore a shirt of justin wearing their shirt so justin wore a shirt of joe wearing a shirt of justin wearing their shirt😭

[susa @prinkasusa]

P.E.R.I.O.D

[mamas @pinchemadison]

@midwest_it_girl Have you thought about not getting Starbucks???

[mamas @pinchemadison]

@anactualwalnut Imagine trying to insult someone for something they purposely did and continue to do. ☠️🤣 your lips look amazing. It’s giving jealous.

[mamas @pinchemadison]

@anactualwalnut Yesssss bb ❤️‍🔥🤤

[mamas @pinchemadison]

Hot pockets are so trash.

[Emery @EmeryEXP]

Ok hear me out.
Showing this, combined with failing the bar, is all part of a plan. The Kardashians are masters at this. My money is on her using this to set the stage for getting a NeuroLink, telling everyone how much better she is, and then immediately passing the bar to “prove” it works.

[mamas @pinchemadison]

@servicerotties Apple

[Tired Peasant @HorrorGorl]

You’re not a believer of Jesus if you feel that 42 million people should starve next month

[mamas @pinchemadison]

Does it ever get better??? Broooo I’m so tired.

[mamas @pinchemadison]

One of the worst feelings gotta be waking up on a work day, looking at your window to see daylight and knowing you overslept before even looking at the time. 😭😭

[Brad @BraddrofliT]

Hey MAGA:

Here you go. You’ve been waiting for this

Louisiana is hiring Farm Pickers.

Picking blueberries 10 hours a day.
7 days a week
May-July 2025
$11.00 an hour.

You’ll still need your Medicaid though.

Happy picking. 😀