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[🐌🐌 @pineapple_pipes]

not having any irl friends who share my interests is getting annoying does anyone wanna talk about critical role

[lolt64🕵️ @lolt64]

Sometimes I don’t charge my phone overnight so that I start the next day in “challenge mode”

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

The smartphone really revolutionized the waiting room. Oh I get 20 minutes to look at my phone? Don’t mind if I do. The only problem is sometimes when I’m looking at my phone at home my home starts to feel like a waiting room and I realize it is and I’m just waiting to die

[🕷️ @rtzvv]

i feel like this 99% of the time

[sbm @latinapolpot]

Nothing u can rly say about shit like this other than knock it off man

[kris, YOU actually changed! || watching drdt @EvilNickase]

ok this is kind of funny sorry

[✨️Claire✨️ 🔜 AC @SteelCityClaire]

im sorry but weed is secretly actually just the first one again

[deanna the calorie slayer .ᐟ @bnnuyplld]

u get wired headphones and suddenly every door handle is erect and present

[۟ @ragingxngxl]

I feel like I’ll open up more in therapy if they allowed me to smoke a cigarette during the session.

[🕷️ @rtzvv]

#ok

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @Hyeyunie]

The texts I leave my loved ones during my lunch break

[🤠 @will_selecta]

6 months since top surgery and I just started pawing through my dresser for my binder

[uke creature🇵🇸🚩 @UkeCreature]

hydrogen particle formed at the beginning of the universe that temporarily and unnoticeably grazed my hand in 2015