♡ Maria ♡

Pitter Patter.

[nick @parrspective]

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON...HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOUG. GROW UP BRO, GROW UP.

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

My brain deciding it’s finally time to reply to all texts I’ve ignored for months

[♡ Maria ♡ @pineapplealpaca]

@samwhiteout @fasculineking As a product of this^^^ he will 100% bring her race into anything she does wrong. He will DO DAMAGE! Don’t do this to your kids please!

[♡ Maria ♡ @pineapplealpaca]

@jenna_binionnn Literally cried when I had to come back.

[♡ Maria ♡ @pineapplealpaca]

@drotar_kaylee Sooooo bridg….. nvm lol

[♡ Maria ♡ @pineapplealpaca]

@iLadySwoop m

[Zetrym @Zetrym_]

The truth about Apex Legends

[♡ Maria ♡ @pineapplealpaca]

@jenna_binionnn I never talk to people at any job about my personal life, I think more people to think this way.

[♡ Maria ♡ @pineapplealpaca]

@iLadySwoop Slurping *

[♡ Maria ♡ @pineapplealpaca]

@iLadySwoop And shower… you were gone forever 🙄

[♡ Maria ♡ @pineapplealpaca]

@ch6na Whore activity.

[🌿Zoe Rain🌿 @clayandrain]

me at the eye doctor: do you have any frames for low nose bridges?

white doctor: oh you mean the ASIAN fit?

me:

[♡ Maria ♡ @pineapplealpaca]

@ch6na 25 is too young lmao aim for like 35

[Kandon @KandonDortch]

Date ppl who communicate and apologize

[♡ Maria ♡ @pineapplealpaca]

@brooklynnbrim @TrapX1O @MeeksDaughterXO He’s not broke, he’s taking care of his responsibilities. If his bills are paid and he used what he had left to fix his car he isn’t broke. Your mindset is.

[♡ Maria ♡ @pineapplealpaca]

@ch6na Some god damn peace and quiet 😭