BigDaddyJ

:)

[BigDaddyJ @pineappleboy69]

@wizards_magic

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

North Carolina is Israel for white guys from Ohio

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

elon musk [parody] [humor] [any individuals in this text (referred to henceforth as “the tweet”) are named on a satirical basis] [the tweet is not a statement of fact, with protection as codified in 17 USC §107 & affirmed in Hustler Mag v Falwell (1988)]: boy i love sippin piss

[toe, lover (my whole body hurts a lot) @carobunga]

*touching his circumcision scar* they hurt you

[willyum @willyumslife]

kitten ill be completely honest daddy is a fucking mess right now

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Babe the Silly Goose University just called... you got in

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

Turn off the Fortnite and open the Bible.

[ellewasamistake @ellewasamistake]

box: meow

schrodinger: ignore that

[lauren — 🐇🏴‍☠️ @strwbrryghoul_]

"slut era" she whispers while in a committed long term monogamous relationship and she only leaves her apartment for groceries

[willyum @willyumslife]

White women love cheese theyre like little rats

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Bout to have the best sleep of my life

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

(scrolling twitter) wow this is so cringe (switching apps to text gf) hey babe bad news i went to the store to get some more forehead kisses but they were all out of singles so i had to get a pack of one billion :/

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

as the new president of league of legends, bottoms are no longer allowed to play.