Kaleigh.

Realtor. Vocalist. Cinephile.

[Kaleigh. @pineappleposer]

“I used to think that’d be a nice thing to be; one of life’s good guys. Now it sounds like the worst thing I’ve ever heard.”

[Kaleigh. @pineappleposer]

In case anyone is wondering where I went, I’m on threads. Same UN. #fuckelon

[Kaleigh. @pineappleposer]

“Will someone go get me a Chic Fil A breakfast bowl? …There’s just something about eating a chicken and its fetus that makes me happy.”

[Kaleigh. @pineappleposer]

Somehow XO, Kitty was a reverse harem AND a yuri. And that’s just good writing.

[Kaleigh. @pineappleposer]

We’re spending way too much time on Tyray when he’s not even on the right show… Someone call Nev. #90dayfiancebeforethe90days #catfish

[Kaleigh. @pineappleposer]

This is so silly so obviously imma comply

[Horror N Haunted @HorrorNHaunted]

Today is INTERNATIONAL ROCK DAY. Kind of a tricky one. Fine any #horror movie scene where a rock(s) can be seen.

Going with THE RING - The well is made of rock

[Kaleigh. @pineappleposer]

@schlocketeer Careful, you’re sounding like a Scientologist

[Kaleigh. @pineappleposer]

@FinalDude78 It’s so wild to me that I have catered my TL to the horror community, and yet almost always disagree with it. Crazy people hyped up Kills but hate Ends. Can’t wrap my mind around it.

[Kaleigh. @pineappleposer]

@Kua_Lu This is perfect! You already live out of your car! And you can drive to me on a whim but frame it as “being in town for business” 😉

[Kaleigh. @pineappleposer]

What’s more hilarious is that I don’t remember tweeting this.

[Kaleigh. @pineappleposer]

It’s insane to me how, regardless of how drunk I am, I am able to keep track of my phone.

[Kaleigh. @pineappleposer]

Idk that I “have a problem with rage” but I dooo have plenty on reserve to tap into for the benefit of others.

[Kaleigh. @pineappleposer]

Josh Hutcherson playing a father in the Five Nights at Freddy’s movie is sending me into an existential crisis.

[ShaneSaw M̷a̷s̷s̷a̷c̷r̷e̷ @FinalDude78]

Never feel ashamed of loving a horror movie others think is terrible. There are actual people existing in the world whose favorite movie franchise is the Fast & Furious.

[Kaleigh. @pineappleposer]

“This crab cake is filled with lies.”

[Kaleigh. @pineappleposer]

My favorite album ever came out 10yrs ago today, so I guess I’ll be here crying if you need me.

[Kaleigh. @pineappleposer]

Next time that one aunt tells you that you look tired bc you’re not wearing makeup, just tell her, “yeah, I am tired. Tired of being the best looking one in this family.”

[Kaleigh. @pineappleposer]

i'm capable of offing myself, i think i daydream more so about which slasher i'd be if i were one.

[summer @spwookysummer]

y’all ever fantasize about how you’d let your favorite slasher kill you

[Kaleigh. @pineappleposer]

Nothing's as scary as real life

[Kaleigh. @pineappleposer]

Toxic Shark
Deep Blue Sea
The Requin
The Shallows
Sharknado
The Meg
The Black Demon
47 Meters Down & 47 Meters Down: Uncaged
The Reef & The Reef: Stalked
...You don't understand, I could go on forever. Summertime is the season for binging shark movies and chugging bloody marys.

[Baron Blobert Von mucinex the 4th. @juda1313]

Off the top of my 5

[Kaleigh. @pineappleposer]

@theloveforhorr1 mia goth bullying me into kms is my kink

[Kaleigh. @pineappleposer]

Cleo needs to drop Christian ASAP. The incel “I’m straight AF” energy is NOT it.
#90dayfiancebeforethe90days #justiceforcleo