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Man it sorta sucks a little bit that I’ve seen such great and definitive results from taking collagen supplements, because that just means I have to commit to taking 6 enormous pills every day

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He’s just a handsome lad, a fancy boy

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Dog crimes

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Do they have military reform boarding schools for unruly teenage dogs out there?

Asking for a friend

Pic unrelated

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For those of you waiting with bated breath for what happened (it was short and quick): I read it and it made me cry but it was good
Good choice me I guess

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I know I can’t handle sad stories and I let them affect me way too much so can only read like 1-2 of them max each year before I just wallow in sadness

But sometimes I see something really interesting with a major character death warning on it and I just… hmmm… should I….

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Does anyone else still feel 17 sometimes and feel like they’re lying when they press a “yes I am over 18” button on the internet

I’ve been using the internet as an adult longer than I did as a teen, but some habits don’t die I guess

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@mainlobbby Tragically they’re booking for the end of February :( and my scruffy mop needs a cut now because he can’t see lol
When I’m able to book him in there he will get some really nice red nails though (⌒▽⌒) it’s his colour

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Was booking Prompto for a regular, normal groom today and the place I was going to said they offer nail polish “FOR FEMALE DOGS ONLY”
I didn’t really care to paint his nails before but now they’ve tempted me with a good time lol

Fellas is it gay to paint your male dogs nails???

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I am 1000% sure hell is just being stuck near someone watching tiktoks without headphones

Nothing sends me into more of a murderous rage than hearing like 20 seconds of songs and that robot voice fading in and out near me

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Gangnam style is 10 this year!?!?!
I’m shaking and crying

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Prompto is the king of only making one trip, so it’s super funny to watch him try and pick up ALL of his toys in his mouth at the same time to bring them back to his bed lol

He can usually do 2-3 at a time, but he looks super sad when he drops one

Like he can’t go back for it

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The boys on Christmas lol

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You ever think about how sweet drift compatibility is in Pacific Rim? You just care about and trust someone so much you can pilot a giant world saving robot with it????

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I thought the pink part was “trust me, so you trust me/and I’ll trust back I’ll trust back”

More embarrassingly I thought the green part was “we’ll slit this worlds britches like a knife”

????????? I’m struggling over here lol

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I’m usually pretty good at deciphering lyrics, especially since I was really into death metal for a long time, but I finally looked up the lyrics to “Hey, It’s Your Funeral Mama” by Alexisonfire and oh my god I was so wrong for so many years lol

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I’m just over here feeing mawkish and listening to nothing but Bon Iver, it must be that part of December where the days are 8 hours long lol

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@leen_go Haha I just feel like my friends in high school who smoked were really competent with lighting candles XD

Yeah I think investing in a bbq lighter would be best

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I think I missed out on some important life skills by not smoking weed in high school lol
I can’t light a candle without burning my nail/thumb :(

How do you even properly use a lighter?????
I think I’m gonna have to stick to bbq lighters or something

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I usually don’t dream about music or anything like that, but Cory and I watched that Woodstock 1999 documentary last night and I swear I just heard Limp Bizkit songs in my dreams all night for some reason lol ????