Jesse Samberg

Part time Pennsylvania Dutch pretzel evangelist

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@kany_ben The wise will survive. Hope we’ll be wise

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@WorldWideWob There just might be enough clips of Knicks joy on the internet to wake the dead now. Absolutely cathartic

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@brianschatz Do something more than tweeting about it, you’re a senator not a spectator

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@DHSgov You’re a bunch of craven cowards, afraid of words from a sitting US Senator.

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@DNIGabbard you’re a joke

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@KnicksMSGN @nyknicks The double bang‼️

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@KarlTowns @BenStiller LFG KAT!!!

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@travbryanmusic damn I love this

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@ScottJenningsKY Now do Mike Waltz

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@lulumeservey Curious why you think it’s a more effective strategy to host these guests vs Newsom appearing on their podcasts (assuming they would host Newsom)? Wouldn’t it dilute his existing base of support while hoping some clips make it out of the left wing echo chamber?

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@JDVance You are a pathetic bootlicker who understands fealty to his masters better than anyone, no wonder why you were so offended by a proud man refusing to stroke the world’s biggest ego

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@chamath You’re an absolute joke, enjoy being the biggest clown in the arena. Clearly, intelligence is below your line

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@HuinGuillaume Where in 2019 do you live?!

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@FOS this is done by hand?!?

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Enemy #1 in the building not even playing in the game. Ben Stiller gets the first shot.

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@TommyBeer gotta add some $$$ on top for the bail fund with a 9pm tip off

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@TommyBeer oooooooooof

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@BenStiller evergreen tweet tonight Ben

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@sny_knicks styling and profiling, bogey has arrived at just the right time

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@KnicksMuse Yes it’s disrespectful but let’s let the man have a summer after he delivers 🏆 💪