John Pingry

[John Pingry @pingry44]

@TamAgotchiQS Don’t believe it

[John Pingry @pingry44]

@NFL Good job messing up another touchdown call. Guess you don't like when people make amazing plays in the end zone. Smh

[Anjelah Johnson-Reyes @anjelahjohnson]

When is someone gonna ghost write some disses for Floyd? Just a couple one liners to help him jump start. #pobrecito

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

Happy birthday to the 🐐, @RandyMoss!

[Nick Swardson @NickSwardson]

Are you fucking kidding me Todd Frazier just did that?!! Are you fucking kidding me? Respect. Pure respect. I would have won though. Obv.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Adding injury to insult: ejected hockey player clotheslines himself with stick while leaving ice. #SCNotTop10

VIDEO: http://t.co/pw657cFYoY

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Age Test...

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Cowboys final record:
• 2011: 8-8
• 2012: 8-8
• 2013: 8-8
The streak is over.

[Minnesota Twins @Twins]

Torii Hunter with a giant smile as he's greeted with thunderous applause by the Twins Front Office staff!

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

I do what I want...

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars

[Jonah Lupton @JonahLupton]

There are 3 types of people in your life...

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Tonight's Plan: 1.) Get Drunk 2.) Eat all the Christmas Cookies

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

If I can survive the wrath of my ex, I can definitely survive the apocalypse.

[Condescending Wonka @OhWonka]

Bieber Fever, $16 Trillion Debt, Glee, Mark Sanchez, Nicki Minaj... is December 21 starting to look promising to anybody else?

[John Pingry @pingry44]

@JonahLupton I just got 2

[Jonah Lupton @JonahLupton]

In the end it will be okay, if it is not okay, it is not the end.

[GSElevator @GSElevator]

#1: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you have boobs.

[John Pingry @pingry44]

@Amber_M_Quinn who's carrying you home

[John Pingry @pingry44]

@Amber_M_Quinn so they actually got caught #betterathiding #bathroomsex