pengu

he/him | I tweet in whatever language i’m thinking in // Thirst trap bots pls don’t DM me unless you have time to loose

[pengu @pingusurmars_]

@faggotinio retrying like the usage is magically gonna reset in the blink of an eye 😭

[Mondus @Mondus8]

me: siri call my friends
me:
me:
me:
me: wait i have an android

[pengu @pingusurmars_]

the average person freaking out after finding out cloud storage isn’t something you own and the service provider can just delete the entirety of your data if they feel like it 😱😱😱😱

[pengu @pingusurmars_]

@stackallocator pattern recognition

[pengu @pingusurmars_]

posting just to post 🫩

[Metropolitan Police @metpoliceuk]

Earlier today - Monday, 27 July - we received a third-party report relating to an image shared on social media.

We take reports of this nature extremely seriously, and officers are conducting enquiries into the matter.

[pengu @pingusurmars_]

mfs reply with "😭😭" and then steal your tweet 20 seconds later

[pengu @pingusurmars_]

@faggotinio 😭😭

[pengu @pingusurmars_]

@faggotinio well yea like i said anything for more paid customers

[pengu @pingusurmars_]

@stackallocator moots onto some peak 🥹🥹

[pengu @pingusurmars_]

@faggotinio

[pengu @pingusurmars_]

@stackallocator hell yes it will

[pengu @pingusurmars_]

my main SIM on the SAME network a few minutes apart does this on 4G for reference 😭

[pengu @pingusurmars_]

“lycamobile can’t be that bad”
-Me, 3/7/26

(fyi i’m roaming on @TelenorNorge with n78, at least it was cheap)

[pengu @pingusurmars_]

@faggotinio yea fair enough

[Pediavenir @Pediavenir]

🚨🇫🇷🇵🇾 FLASH | Kylian Mbappé ordonne l'arrestation de la sénatrice paraguayenne Celeste Amarilla pour outrage au chef de l'État.

[pengu @pingusurmars_]

@Roctivels should i install it i’ve never tried it