Aliciasuperchick

Welcome to Twitter, where the horny alcoholics come to be salty and brilliant

[official game glenna @glenna_opt]

Your job is to throw away shampoo bottles in remembrance of 9/11. Do not make jokes.

[soothsayer @iamasoothsayer]

2023: Corona ended
2026: Hantavirus

[Aliciasuperchick @pink1eighty2]

@KITKAT As the prophecy foretold…

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@_falsi1ke Just because you’re single doesn’t mean you’re an asshole with no friends or family

[Aliciasuperchick @pink1eighty2]

@MLFootball That is Matt Taylor

[Aliciasuperchick @pink1eighty2]

“your favorite celebrity is in the Epstein files”
…Um, I guarantee you that Randy Marsh is not in the Epstein files

[Aliciasuperchick @pink1eighty2]

@ThrillaRilla369 I would and I do

[Heidi Klum’s worm face @w0rm_face]

MAYBELLINE GREAT LASH MASCARA AND ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ELSE

[𝗄𝖺𝗄𝗁𝗈𝗓𝖺 @simphiweyinkoc_]

If women don’t lower their standards soon, they’ll die alone in their clean homes, with their regulated nervous systems, balanced PH, clean toilets, friends that support them, & a peace like no other. They better chill..

[Aliciasuperchick @pink1eighty2]

@Breaking911 You know it’s Thanksgiving time when this video gets reposted over and over

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@Pads1818 Ragebait *blocked*

[Aliciasuperchick @pink1eighty2]

@9mmsmg And you would be completely wrong

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@courtneyknill Charcuterie board

[Aliciasuperchick @pink1eighty2]

@nonchalec I stand in solidarity with you, for I too was fed this lie

[G-MA & G-PA @GPAIndiana]

Gen-X Retirement homes are going to be a Blast!! 😂😂

[Aliciasuperchick @pink1eighty2]

@otokyo

[al @fxingalx]

Walk a mile in these Louboutins ..,.

[𝙰𝚍𝚎𝚗 @ilyhaden]

This is still twitter btw I refuse to call it by its stripper name

[Aliciasuperchick @pink1eighty2]

@CoDoc442 Weird, my MD says my thc gummys are way better than Ativan for my anxiety…this is why you shop around people

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

Also much love to all of you. It weirdly feels like my consciousness is deeply intertwined with yours. Feels like family. You’re assholes and terrible. You’re also…nah, just mostly assholes and terrible. Still love you all anyways.