and

[and @pink_ds_lite]

Just remembered i have a tw*tter lol should i turn this into a p*rn account and post my c*ck

[Pokémon Daily Post💫 @PokeDailyPost]

This edit lives in my head rent-free

[luhk🧊 @wydluhk]

we left you behind lil nigga we got labubus now

[the @Amanseeks]

i now have a whole collection of these

[slommy @sammichluvrrr]

beautiful advice for so much more than just writing. unfortunately i would rather kill myself

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

I got banned from the dog park because my dog wouldn’t stop absorbing the life essence from the other dogs and leaving their emptied husks lying around

[MarLife🇭🇹 @MarLife_]

Me watching all my bisexual friends making sure they only celebrate half the month

[trevy @chillextremist]

Pre woke garment

[kiki 🕯️ @kikillo]

🦴

[Suffy 🦢 @drsuffy]

Only a cyclist can hit a parked, flashers on, Delorean

[and @pink_ds_lite]

@nocontextmemes Multiple times I’ve been asked if the caramel latte they ordered was already sweetened

[❒ @RlCKYRAGE]

cashier at the store said my total was $9.11 and some lady gasped

[Vautism Speaks 🔞 🐴 @VautismSpeaks]

How do they all look like that