mrs. k. dilkington

slug

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

u ever noticed how the right lane ends just as ur beginning to open yourself up to receiving its love

[Yahia @yahiapal]

My little brother Omar and his cat, both killed by Israel.

[mrs. k. dilkington @pinkfloydluvr]

i love hanging out with my grandma because she starts reading period-piece smut on her phone as soon as she’s bored of the conversation. wish i was that confident

[#RingoStarr @ringostarrmusic]

God bless David Lynch, peace and love to all his family peace and love Ringo. 😎🌟❤️🎶🌈🥦🌻☮️

[mrs. k. dilkington @pinkfloydluvr]

Instead of doing this i abused myself to the point that i’m still in bed 36 hours later

[mrs. k. dilkington @pinkfloydluvr]

seeing babygirl alone at 9pm on nye and telling everyone im sick n can’t go out

[mrs. k. dilkington @pinkfloydluvr]

seeing babygirl alone at 9pm on nye and telling everyone im sick n can’t go out

[mrs. k. dilkington @pinkfloydluvr]

at this point i should get paid for acting surprised when a dog shit local band tells me theyre inspired by the bjm

[mrs. k. dilkington @pinkfloydluvr]

accidentally became considered funny at work so now everyone can tell when i’m more depressed than usual because I’m not bringing my usual whimsy to the legal meeting on our data reporting obligations

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

very bad of people to be hinting at sympathy for the CEO silencer-assassin. it is absolutely not the American way to execute by extrajudicial means unless one is a police officer with guaranteed immunity or a vigilante rightwing hero like, for instance, the murderer of Trayvon Martin.

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Im battling with my flesh

[mrs. k. dilkington @pinkfloydluvr]

having a stroke trying to spell “thorough” after a blue monster zero and a 7.5 hangover

[mrs. k. dilkington @pinkfloydluvr]

the smoothie chef at nutbar banned me for being too hungover and harshing the vibe

[mrs. k. dilkington @pinkfloydluvr]

no one in this social services divisional meeting hall knows I’m wearing jw anderson

[bimbo akimbo @fart__history]

20 minutes into the secret lives of Mormon wives

[mrs. k. dilkington @pinkfloydluvr]

yes the wellbutrin is working, i say as i get ready for bed at 6pm

[altrey @aubviouslynot]

I need to get laid so bad but I don’t want to

[mrs. k. dilkington @pinkfloydluvr]

im addicted to having fraud committed against me

[mrs. k. dilkington @pinkfloydluvr]

i need to buy coffee creamer but i wanna rearrange furniture and i wanna go for a walk and i wanna get drunk. women can’t have it all