Wake

they/them I hate it here

[△⃒⃘ fun police.🚨 @OmnipotentMeesh]

if yo mama ever fed me, let me sleep over, gave me a ride home from school/extracurricular activities, or even just comforted me, happy Mother’s Day to her.

[Momo @momodraws]

busy day ahead. I need to send 3 e-mails

[Zar ✰ @Zarinacar]

"what does your tattoo mean" i had money and no one stopped me

[outlandish thug @michaelhirschbb]

tiktok is over. this is the best one

[Efe @SassyE]

Menstruating time is a time for rest. Not labor. Not the gym. Those tampon commercials are all marketing. Go lay down.

[COOL DISCO GEORGE @DJGeorgeButler]

Dip N Dots ass precipitation.

[bartleby the girl boss 💅🏻 @kathcor3]

i’m never “coming out” to anyone ever again. if you can’t tell i’m a little gay then that’s on you

[Free Palestine Now. Return their lands 🇵🇸 @AchilleusKosmos]

@JKvooDOO_97 @JustinFrancPoid This isnt a 'dont want to prepare food because lazy', its a 'I work 1 hour commute from home for minimum wage and only have 30 min to eat' point. You know what has a more immediate impact on the body? Not eating at all.

Being fit and eating healthy are privileges at this point.

[jordan adika @JordanAdika]

new year new me and this time im way worse

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

you want to get stoned? the thing that killed two birds?

[Δ (alt-J) @alt_J]

this is for Matilda, nine years on.

[Tolu @to1uu]

the craziest thing abt being a kid is that u can go through the most traumatic night of ur life and you’ll just have to go to school the next day

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

i want to be an interior decorator for a millionaire who is Insane

[Spac𝑒 @sadcrib]

all high school teachers: that shіt won’t fly in college

that shit in college: 🦅🛫🦉🦋🐝🦇🚀🛸🚁

[Spac𝑒 @sadcrib]

The Mac and cheese іs more іmportant than the turkey

[charlie @chunkbardey]

ppl come over to ur house and are like “can i get myself a glass of water” and ur like “sure” and u look over and they’ve chosen literally the most random glass you’ve ever seen