kash money

call me kash. i love sleeping and mcdonald's fries. 🇧🇸 🇧🇷🇺🇸

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

monday again

[cabby @cabby]

there's nothing more intimate than when you lock eyes with the person you are about to hit with your car

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

deeply saddened by the passing of my colleague, Literal Hitler. while we disagreed on many things, he always knew how to make us laugh.

[Goth Freak 🕸️ @Gothicshelah]

Lol the only reason I don't hold as much anger anymore is because I got the chance to traumatize mine back. I became a really evil child, she feared for her life. When I turned 16 I thought "I can't do this anymore" and went straight to retaliation

[The United Spot @TheUnitedSpot__]

He’s doing great.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Senator Raphael Warnock's proposal to ban private equity firms from buying up single-family homes is now federal law.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Saturday is the only real weekend day. Friday is still a whole workday, and Sunday is basically Monday’s waiting room. We’ve been scammeď, tricked, hoodwinked, misled, and deceived!

[lucila .⋆♱ 🇦🇷 @futuredeadgf]

not a shilling to your name 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Luna🐾🐶 @LunaEtAstrum]

how it feels to be a girl

[Stop the Nonsense @kasthomas]

The fact that "moderate Democrats" like Beshear won't do these basic tactical maneuvers that McConnell himself would certainly have done is exactly what's wrong with that clownass party.

[Casey (she/her) @MamaSissieSays]

🚨 BREAKING: my cardiologist’s sister lives next door to Mitch McConnell—she confirms that he is DEAD.

He coded at his house, paramedics never got a pulse back. He’s stored in a cooler at a local mortuary.

Apparently they made close friends & relatives sign NDAs

If you think I’m lying, you can just show us Mitch McConnell. 💁🏻‍♀️

[michelle @fluffygirlpaws]

every time you see a pigeon on the street they think this about you btw

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Ariana Grande impersonator Paige Niemann reveals in her documentary that the singer DMed her:

“i am flattered and i am sure you're very sweet. but i just wanted you to know, i looked back a little ways on your page and i think someone should tell you if they haven't today that you're very beautiful as YOURSELF. without all the make up and trying to make your face look more similar to someone else's and whatnot. i had to say it because it is the truth. always do what makes you happy of course but if i didn't say that to you, i'd regret it. you're beautiful as you are. take care”

[josiah🧍🏽‍♂️ @thejosiahdewd]

training a new hire like i just didn’t have the biggest heartbreak of my life last night

[kash money @pinkmillions]

and i had ICE CREAM. in this heat of course it came melted. it’s crazy uber would charge people and allow that

[kash money @pinkmillions]

why the hell would uber eats allow a “walker” to deliver my food? of course my shit is gonna come cold

[kash money @pinkmillions]

no bike no car no scooter just this bitch and her sneakers

[luisa ☽☾ @zjmwallows]

vcs trabalhariam...? trabalhariam em um lugar onde sua colega de trabalho te encara assim toda vez...? vcs trabalhariam?

[Ben Rabidoux @BenRabidoux]

This will be THE defining story of the 2030s