John

[John @pinksockmaster]

@BooRxdley It was my fault. I shouldn’t have went to the game, 0-3 at Seattle.

[John @pinksockmaster]

@Your_Guy_Nix I remember Dallas can’t win on the road. Enjoy another loss to the dolphins. Enjoy playing on the road in the playoffs and not making the nfc championship.

[John @pinksockmaster]

@ColesCowboys Cowboys are the fakest team every year. They won’t be hosting a home game in the playoffs and going to get bounced again. Have fun never watching your team in the Super Bowl again.

[John @pinksockmaster]

@FoxtrotUniformW @es3_09 Math must be hard for you. 23 to 15 isn’t even a 2:1 ratio and he led the league ints playing less games than almost all other qbs. Dak gets to play inside for 8 games a year. Jalen has played in the rain in 3 games straight. You’re so fucking dull.

[John @pinksockmaster]

@carlifarley Dear god. Hopefully you haven’t reproduced. You’re a complete idiot.

[John @pinksockmaster]

@kristin_kom @carlifarley You think the NFL removing one of the best players at the most valuable position is a PR stunt? Holy shit you are dumb.

[John @pinksockmaster]

@JohnnyBSkol This isn’t PI. You’re also looking at it in slo motion, so twice as hard to call in real time. He also didn’t pull his arm down. This was a great defensive play, and they’re letting them be physical. Everything doesn’t need to be a fucking flag.

[John @pinksockmaster]

@ScooterMagruder They play better in the second half and finish games. That’s the best type of team to be.

[John @pinksockmaster]

@Cowboys_FanTalk Oh look he did something the cowboys can’t, AGAIN!!! MVP.

[John @pinksockmaster]

@JClampz @215KR How about that run you bum bitch.

[John @pinksockmaster]

@JClampz @215KR He literally had 10 rushing tds last year that weren’t tush pushes you fuckin loser. That’d be 77% of his rushing tds he made a play since you love percentages so much.

[John @pinksockmaster]

@es3_09 God you people say the dumbest shit.

[John @pinksockmaster]

@Ren_The_Don @VividMiddle @es3_09 He literally had 10 rushing tds that weren’t tush pushes last year alone you fucking bum.

[John @pinksockmaster]

@ScooterMagruder And the cowboys are the most overrated. EVERY YEAR!!! Bums can’t beat a .500 team.

[John @pinksockmaster]

@JesseGarci3838 @Hoodiedrew4 @FootsDaKing And cowboys have played one more game so far. You just sound dumb bragging that your WR 1 has 1 more td than another teams number 2.

[John @pinksockmaster]

@JasonGudgel @MrPills25 @EliotShorrParks Dak can’t beat a team with a winning record. How many total tds does Jalen have to dak? What’s the records? When did Dak play in a SB? When did Jalen lead the league in ints? Shut the fuck up. You don’t know anything aside from dick riding the cowboys in the divisional round.

[John @pinksockmaster]

@jakeferny1 @drewthevirghoe @cobey3 @EliotShorrParks Cowboys have had stacked rosters and can’t even get to the conference championship game. Shit the fuck up.

[John @pinksockmaster]

@native_ace @EliotShorrParks Isn’t this the same team the Cowboys played in the SB, oh wait they didn’t make it, like usual.

Nobody is worried about the receivers. Don’t let Jonathan Gannon call plays and they’ll be fine.

Have fun losing in the second round of the playoffs.

[John @pinksockmaster]

@Nathan_W_S @EliotShorrParks Have a better record than Brady and Bellichek through same amount of games. Best record in football. Hurts played as good as you can in his SB. Beat winning team consistently. Hurts is elite when trailing.

Basically everything the cowboys wish they had.