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[pinky inspector @pinkyinspector]

@MisterCiv If you had Nick Saban’s exact career path, you still wouldn’t max out your coach xp/level on the given settings. I think that’s unplayable bc how am I supposed to be the best if the goat isn’t attainable

[OhNyquist @OhNyquist]

Nurse - Trouba making a combined $17.5M for the next four seasons….

[Kyle Demetrius @KyleDemetrius]

We thought the D was bad last season, now it’s bad and expensive

[pinky inspector @pinkyinspector]

I spent the last 2 years telling everyone ik the sharks are next up, that we’re the next superteam. THIS is the type of move that kills all that hype.

[Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC]

This is how things appear to be unfolding:

Nurse to SJ

Shakir Mukhamadullin will be part the return

There will be no retention by the Oilers

We await the final picture

[pinky inspector @pinkyinspector]

Yo this is wayyyyy better for roster construction than was initially thought. Still a bit of an overpay but solid deal

[Curtis Pashelka @CurtisPashelka]

Here's the $$$ breakdown

Year 1: $8.5M Salary, $2.5M signing bonus
Yr 2: $6.3M/$2.5M SB
Yr 3-4: $4.4M/$2.2M SB

[pinky inspector @pinkyinspector]

We're gonna hit the cap floor but AT WHAT COST

[Rono @RonoAnalyst]

$8.25Mx4 for Jacob Trouba with the San Jose Sharks. Yikes.

[pinky inspector @pinkyinspector]

$7 mill?? Ik we have the most cap space and I’m already seeing people say this is fair value/team friendly but goddamn. GMMG loves size w/ skill so we believe

[JFresh @JFreshHockey]

Mason Marchment, signed 5x$7M by SJ, is a top six scoring winger with great size, hands, and shooting compensating for poor skating. A pretty shameless embellisher who still somehow ends up on the wrong end of the penalty ledger.

[Jack Loder @JackLoder_]

Rick Celebrini about to be more valuable than his kid

[pinky inspector @pinkyinspector]

Stenberg and an puck-moving RHD🙏🙏 idk if Verhoeff goes pro this year but the future is so teal man

[San Jose Sharks @SanJoseSharks]

Welcome to San Jose, Keaton Verhoeff!

[pinky inspector @pinkyinspector]

#NeedDat

[TMZ @TMZ]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Taylor Frankie Paul's "Bachelorette" targeted to run on ABC next month.

Details: https://t.co/1eb2kL1t60

[pinky inspector @pinkyinspector]

Idk if this an unpopular take: who gives a fuck what the owner thinks, sign the checks and keep it pushing

[Fullcourtpass @Fullcourtpass]

Joe Lacob and Mike Dunleavy disagreed on what to do with the 11th pick 😬

[pinky inspector @pinkyinspector]

When we were the worst team in the league, you made the games watchable. Project 0 of this rebuild, will always root you

[Curtis Pashelka @CurtisPashelka]

Deal is Eklund, Kasper Halttunen, and Brandon Svoboda to the Senators for the ninth overall pick that belonged to the Florida Panthers.

What else is Mike Grier cooking up?

[pinky inspector @pinkyinspector]

@LegionHoops @NBCSAuthentic Not only did he put down his own team, but he doesn’t know puck

[pinky inspector @pinkyinspector]

My gm deadass rhe best in the league man, we gonna be the spurs of the nhl this year😭😭

[San Jose Sharks @SanJoseSharks]

WE’VE GOT A TRADE 🔀

Hello Michael Kesselring and 27th overall!

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

he’s just being the man that rules just so hard

[pinky inspector @pinkyinspector]

Bryce Eldridge you’re a mad man

[pinky inspector @pinkyinspector]

@TheDunkCentral @NBA__Courtside LeBron I’ll take it from anybody but you video

[pinky inspector @pinkyinspector]

I can’t believe I’m moots w/ her she’s so cool and producing banger pieces monthly. And I’m chudding it up, shit needs to change

[Daniel Roberts @readDanwrite]

AI is hastening the spread of fake news slop, and it's particularly bad in the sports category for reasons @EllynBriggs @FOS enumerates. Athletes having to set the record straight on a daily basis now due to viral fake quotes and misinfo. The new normal:

https://t.co/mTvc7CglUU

[pinky inspector @pinkyinspector]

This kid’s gonna grow up to be a member of congress

[Messiah Yaniss 🇨🇵🇩🇿🇸🇳 @MessiahYaniss16]

Elle va donner naissance au diable.