HER.

DFW🩷

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

My mom told me 'Addiction is proof that you are capable of intense devotion.... You just serve a false god'
I haven’t been the same since.

[autist @litteralyme0]

Growing up hearing “Wikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say “just ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline

[bonnie @fwrosting]

when my mom behaves i reward her with information about my life

[. @playboicurrryy]

how teachers be sitting on their desk after the sub snitched & left a note

[ayo @AyoShinobi]

english teachers recognizing your potential is the kind of validation that stays with you forever

[✨Lovely✨ @ItsLovelyLaveau]

Nigga MICHAEL JACKSON is the Michael Jackson to us

[KD✨💋💎 @KeiyaUnfiltered]

We called her a predator too but yall called us haters

[King Roy @RoyIsThaTruth]

Somebody said we used to do prank calls as a kid now them spam calls tearing our ass up

[Lion @LionInCrisis]

yeah he's a troublemaker but blur my kids’ faces next time.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[Mari @mrcapsaveahoe1]

It ain’t that hot nigga

[Queendom | Career Coach & Resume Revisionist @HumblyChic]

God I thank you for fully functioning air condition in my home and my car.

Never taking it for granted…. NEVER.

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

???????

[Dawn 🌙 @upuntil_dawn]

Still you rise I guess

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

i kept saying huh otp to my boyfriend and he hung up and texted me this 😭😭😭😭

[MECCA @iH8Meccavellii]

Bryce said fuck that love island lingo im 30, u my girlfriend!!!!

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

I went without hair, waxing, nails, dentist, doctor, coffee, hanging out, taking a vacation or buying an outfit all 2025 and you know how much money I saved? NONE.

[aleX🪐 @ALEXAGY0]

Gen Z does not understand that the economy used to be so good that if you had a roommate people genuinely thought you might be gay.

[Aimy 🍓🥛 @erdbeermilcher]

Marie Antoinette ist für deutlich weniger gestorben