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[will @will_nba_hater]

My dad told me he loved me growing up and I got good grades

[Mark Ingram II @markingramII]

Yes we got fucked by the @SECOfficiating but who cares!! BAMA wasn’t soft today we fought hard and we played physical!! The rest can be corrected!! That’s all I care about is bama not being pushed around and we weren’t!! They played to the standard we expect and that’s why ima sleep good on my pillows tonight!! ROLL MF TIDE!!

[Transfer Portal @NCAAPortal]

It’s very strange that the best I’ve felt about DeBoer and the Bama program comes after a loss.

[Marko Mihkelson 🇪🇪🇺🇦🇪🇺 @markomihkelson]

If scenes like these came to us from Berlin, Paris or Washington, would the world remain indifferent?

This image was taken in Kyiv around noon today, after terrorist Russia struck the building of the National Academy of Sciences of Ukraine with a drone.

[pioneerjake @PioneerJake]

God I see what you do for others....

[ENYC @EthanNYcheese]

this is not a drill I have opened a triple stack brown sugar CINNAMON POP TART

[pioneerjake @PioneerJake]

@DualDoppler @RadarScope Chase, how did you get it added as a data source?

[🇺🇦 𝗕𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗶𝘀𝘁 𝗭𝗼𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗿 ꑭ @Artist_1917]

1. Napoleon sells Louisiana to the Americans
2. The USA becomes a powerful nation and turns Britain into a junior partner
3. Trump jokes about the reunification of Ireland on his own social network
4. Separatists begin to tear Britain apart

Another Bonapartism Victory

[YIMBYLAND @YIMBYLAND]

No country on Earth assimilates better than America. These are football obsessed 2nd gen immigrant kids wearing cowboy hats, crushing beers, throwing up horns, and celebrating one of the greatest comebacks in school history.

THIS is why America rules the world.

[S @cinammonboi]

I stubbed my toe

[🦀 YORA 🦀 @yoracrab]

courage the cowardly dog

[pioneerjake @PioneerJake]

Shocker: it's the phones 📱

[John Burn-Murdoch @jburnmurdoch]

Two extraordinary charts from today’s PISA test results:

1) School test scores continue to collapse internationally, underscoring how this is no longer a Covid effect but sustained decline.

Those falls in reading and maths are equivalent to about two years of lost schooling.

[John Burn-Murdoch @jburnmurdoch]

Two extraordinary charts from today’s PISA test results:

1) School test scores continue to collapse internationally, underscoring how this is no longer a Covid effect but sustained decline.

Those falls in reading and maths are equivalent to about two years of lost schooling.

[Ryatt 🪄🐊 @OfficialRyatt]

Just went to Publix and the popcorn chicken was sold out

[Mira of Kyiv 🇺🇦 @reshetz]

Any sabotage attempt related to critical or military infrastructure within EU borders

[Matt’s Idea Shop @MattsIdeaShop]

There will never be another like her. true talent, absolute charmer. national treasure.

[Miles Smith IV @IVMiles]

Not kidding when I say this is Appalachia’s version of the death of Queen Elizabeth.

[Anish Moonka @anishmoonka]

The doctor who delivered Dolly Parton in a one-room Tennessee cabin in 1946 was paid with a sack of cornmeal. Her father farmed other people's land and could not read or write. Eighty years later, the reading program she built in his name has mailed more than 300 million books.

She wrote "I Will Always Love You" on the same afternoon she wrote "Jolene," as a goodbye to Porter Wagoner, and released it in 1974. Elvis wanted it. The night before the session, Colonel Tom Parker called and said Presley would only record it if they got half the publishing, meaning half of everything the song ever earned. She had been in Nashville ten years by then. She said no, and cried all night. Whitney Houston cut her version in 1992, held number one for fourteen weeks, and Forbes later put Parton's royalties from it near $10 million. She put some of that money into an office complex in Nashville and called the place the house that Whitney built.

Dollywood opened in Pigeon Forge in 1986 because she wanted paychecks in the county she came from. Around 4,000 people work there now. Three million visitors come every year. The University of Tennessee put its economic impact at $1.8 billion, and it is the largest employer in Sevier County. Since 2022 the company has paid tuition, fees, and books in full for every worker from their first day, seasonal hires included.

Wildfires tore through those mountains in November 2016, killing fourteen people and destroying more than 2,400 buildings. Her foundation was handing out money within 48 hours. Every family that lost a home got $1,000 a month for six months, regardless of income. The final check was $5,000. Total delivered: $8.9 million.

In April 2020 she sent $1 million to Vanderbilt for coronavirus research. When Moderna's vaccine results ran in the New England Journal of Medicine that November, her fund appeared in the footnotes.

Carl Dean, her husband of nearly sixty years, died in March 2025. The note she wrote to fans afterward ended with the same five words she wrote for Porter Wagoner back in 1974. She died in Nashville today. Her family asked that instead of flowers, people give to the Imagination Library, which still mails 3.4 million books a month to children who will never get to meet her.

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

I know this sounds corny and cringey and naive and whatever, but Dolly Parton felt like America when it was trying to be the place it promised to be.

[FunnyMaine.com @FunnyMaine]

1. Nick Saban told yall
2. Yall laughed when Indiana’s older players embarrassed Bama & others last year
3. Nick Saban went to Capitol Hill to fight against this & yall said he was whining
4. Enjoy whatever comes next.