Jason Piper

Infrastructure @ Apple (CDN Team). PhD bioinformatics. @[email protected]

[Jason Piper @piper_jason]

@TheEmperorOppai And this is why your opponent is free to reshuffle a deck instead of cutting it.

[Jason Piper @piper_jason]

@BlastoiseBaller @OomfOfAnOomf This would almost definitely fall under “maintain a socially acceptable level of personal hygiene”

[Jason Piper @piper_jason]

@GodmasterBun Not that I condone the activity but in psychological terms you can reframe the decision as “if someone gave you $250 would you buy this ETB” and if the answer is no it makes sense that you’d sell it.

[Jason Piper @piper_jason]

@omni_joe Video is marked as private :(

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@clarksn @sharpyrachel @AndrewBoff Its 300 yards, just walk.

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@normanmaurer Yep. Wouldn’t be surprised if they do LIFO and fire people hired in the last few years at higher pay points, then re-hire over the next few years with lower offers.

[Jason Piper @piper_jason]

@lpachter I had to Google “is X an idiot” to make sure I wasn’t missing something, there was luckily some vindicating search results

[Jason Piper @piper_jason]

@lpachter A colleague recommended his podcast and after sampling a few minutes it was clear to me that he was not an academic. I’m just shocked he lands such amazing guests and then asks the most pedestrian questions. He’s just another Joe Rogan

[Jason Piper @piper_jason]

@benadamx @dmofengineering Oh there’s a bit of write latency? Wouldn’t it be a shame if everything just stopped working.

[Jason Piper @piper_jason]

@mt_inside I believe you can return it (open box) within 14 days in the UK. Also I get an employee discount for friends &family if you need anything in the future hmu

[Jason Piper @piper_jason]

@mt_inside I henceforth hand in my notice to be pedantic and point out that tyre and brake pad wear contribute to emissions

[Peter Kalmus @ClimateHuman]

So far, 27 years of COP meetings have been a complete failure; you can't argue with physics. Anyone saying otherwise has fossil fuels or books to sell. #EmergencyMode

[phocks @phocks]

If you're at Twitter and you've been invited back after they fired you in error, here's a chat with one of the managers there, the Senior Director of Engineering at Twitter, aka @LukeEvansSimon

[Jason Piper @piper_jason]

@nicoleperlroth @dave_universetf @evacide I just assume everyone with a hexagon profile photo is either an idiot or a con artist

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@norootcause “Vibe Level Indicator” sounds much more fun

[The Register @TheRegister]

Looks like Britain's embracing a Zero Truss architecture

[Jason Piper @piper_jason]

@mt165 "SQL is for old people and we needed something young and hip to help me get my promotion" - some engineer, probably

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@Shemblers Gives them solace during these testing times

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@bert_hu_bert It’s out of respect for the passing of the queen