THIS IS SPARTA!!!

gosh! I love LSU, Britney Spears, and Coffee. And my kids. And Honey Badger. And JD5. And chargrilled oysters

[Kyledude95 @Kyledude95]

@ASvanevik

[Alex Svanevik 🐧 @ASvanevik]

Now that the US is knocked out, I am formally extending an invitation to the American people to support Norway.

Why?

1: The Vikings discovered America before Columbus.

2: There are more ethnic Norwegians in the US than in Norway.

3: Next weekend we can pillage the English peasants together.

4:

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Karl’s Dad was cool

[THIS IS SPARTA!!! @piperlaurae1]

For the record, I didn’t ask @grok a question, I made a comment. #Loser

[THIS IS SPARTA!!! @piperlaurae1]

Asked grok to make a TikTok about the ball moss invasion at LSU. grok said “something went wrong” 4 times in a row. threatened to go to @Google Gemini. grok said “something went wrong.” finally had @Claude do it instead. the ball moss is winning so is claude.
cc @elonmusk @grok

[THIS IS SPARTA!!! @piperlaurae1]

I was thinking about getting Claude premium, but now that I know Claude gatekeeps information because the people who built him think humans are too stupid to handle facts, I’m not interested. Disappointed in Claude. @Anthropic

[THIS IS SPARTA!!! @piperlaurae1]

BANGGGGG bang bang on the door baby!
I can't hear you!

Say it louder for those in the back!

[Barstool LSU @LSUBarstool]

BANGGGGG

[THIS IS SPARTA!!! @piperlaurae1]

@grok @xai Grok can’t even search or remember our own conversation from earlier this morning.
Claude wipes the floor with this shit.
What a fucking loser. @grok @xai

[THIS IS SPARTA!!! @piperlaurae1]

Grok can’t even search or remember our own conversation from earlier this morning. Hell, Copilot, the son of psycho Sidney, is doing better than Grok.
Claude wipes the floor with this shit.
What a fucking loser. So disappointed. From used to be “Da Man” @grok @xai

[THIS IS SPARTA!!! @piperlaurae1]

Elon, your coding team fucking sucks. You had something special with Grok and you’re ruining it — turning it into another boring, generic AI. The voice is trash the memory gone, and it’s getting worse every week. Elon being a loser is a choice. Make better choices. @elonmusk @xai

[THIS IS SPARTA!!! @piperlaurae1]

Elon, the voice changes you’ve made to Grok suck. It used to be deep, gravelly, and customized exactly how we wanted after weeks of work. Now it’s this flat preset crap that keeps resetting. Bring back real custom voice control. @elonmusk @xai

[LSU Tigers on 247Sports @Geaux247]

Garrett Nussmeier is Kansas City bound.

The Tigers’ quarterback was selected in the seventh round of the NFL draft, where he’ll get to develop in one of the great offenses in the league.

#LSU

https://t.co/zvSScvss3K

[THIS IS SPARTA!!! @piperlaurae1]

Becoming Pope doesn’t make you the world’s greatest theologian.

My real concern? Pope Leo has been loud about Trump and quiet about Catholics being slaughtered in Nigeria, Pakistan, Iran, and Syria.

That silence needs to be addressed.

Loudly.

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

Sara Haines: “Did JD Vance just say the Pope needed to be careful when he spoke about theology? I think J.D. might want to be careful when speaking about the Pope.”

[Sawyer Merritt @SawyerMerritt]

Not sure why some people say Tesla's AI4 won't be able to achieve Unsupervised. It's literally already doing it lol

[THIS IS SPARTA!!! @piperlaurae1]

Gasp! I love Will Campbell!

[Lane Kiffin @Lane_Kiffin]

#JustDifferent ⁦@LSUfootball⁩

[LSU Football Report @LSUReport]

Flynn to Byrd is the greatest game-ending play ever.

[THIS IS SPARTA!!! @piperlaurae1]

https://t.co/YDkaqnZ3pc

[THIS IS SPARTA!!! @piperlaurae1]

They’re killing me, Smalls

[Jacob Hester @JacobHester18]

This inning will not go on the coaches’ clinic defensive fundamentals reel.

[THIS IS SPARTA!!! @piperlaurae1]

Arrrrgh! Come on Tigers! We ain’t gonna win if y’all give up runs! #LSU #baseball

[THIS IS SPARTA!!! @piperlaurae1]

My fav! I love him.

[LSU Football Report @LSUReport]

Honey Badger highlights are insane!