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my dog is black phillip

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This dot wanna kill me

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teaching my dog go piss girl

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@mucus_swab Lmfao

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Had to make my own coffee this morning 😔

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Telling me ur wife would like me is the best compliment I could receive

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Labubu more like lapupu

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Can’t believe my husband married a big titty waifu 😔

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@mucus_swab Talent!!!!!

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Exclusively listening to music from 2015 in the before times

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Am ok I if I’ve been listening to Depression Cherry on loop

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@brb_irl I cried when I was told “we’re not an email company”

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Raw dogging midtown manhattan without my meds pray for me

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@sewersurf 🫢

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Wait……. I love clowns….

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Im a wife guy 🫰😔

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I can’t believe I have an Italian husband

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@mucus_swab Omg

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Me when I use my time machine and find the man who invented work

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Practical Magic and the Mummy turned me gay

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Every time I tell ppl I’m a wife I feel like a child bride

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Telling my husband to wear his extra set of glasses and to bring earplugs before he leaves to mosh at the hardcore show ❤️