Migrants are not eating pets.
Doctors are not murdering newborn babies.
Schools are not doing transition surgery on kids.
Nobody is taking away your gas stove.
You will not be forced to drive an EV.
This moral panic nonsense is Trump's campaign platform, and it's all fake.
When you buy a gun, you’re shown pictures of gunshot victims.
If your neighbor suspects you of buying a gun, they can call a hotline.
If you’re from a state where guns are illegal, you can be arrested if you buy a gun out of state.
Oh sorry, these are all abortion laws.
BREAKING: In a stunning moment, Donald Trump completely fails to understand the question he’s asked and rambles on incoherently. It’s clear Donald Trump has lost his mental capacity. Retweet to make sure all Americans see this and know Trump is senile.
Hold the fuck on, hold the motherfucking fuck on a second… are people actually out there talking about a Trump win being “inevitable”?
You’re talking about the twice impeached, quadruply indicted, 34-times convicted, adjudicated rapist, business fraud who kept our national security secrets in his f’ng bathroom and wanted to see his VP hanged for not breaking democracy?
The sociopath who golfed while thousands of Americans were dying a day and asked about injecting bleach is some kind of fucking “given”?
The “dictator on day one” who said he could shoot someone in the middle of Fifth Avenue and would inherit a Supreme Court that would actually let him? That guy’s winning is already written?
Really?
The child-separating racist who is promising detention camps and mass deportations?
The Putin puppet who’ll abandon NATO?
We’re just gonna surrender to that fucking guy and all the accompanying awful that comes with him?
Now? In JULY?!?
Because he’s got a pantyliner on his ear thanks to a twisted fuck who got his hands on a weapon we’ve all been trying to ban??
Are you fucking high?
President Biden begins his State of the Union address by joking with newly-elected House Speaker Kevin McCarthy:
“Mr. Speaker, I don’t want to ruin your reputation, but I look forward to working with you.”
Tonight, the world's first planetary defense test will take place, the Double Asteroid Redirection Test. At 7:14pm ET, DART’s impact will slow Dimorphos down, which will make it orbit Didymos faster. This technique could save Earth one day - the only preventable natural disaster.
The chubby cubby competition is back for the 2nd year in a row!
We’re offering 4 chunky choices the chance to be crowned Fat Bear Junior and advance to the main #FatBearWeek.
Check out the cub bios at https://t.co/jOBje2nCeV. Voting starts Thursday at https://t.co/thJwxp9wuP.