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@domparise Eat them in two nights!

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I'm envisioning something called advanced yorgurt. It's marketed to people already consuming a liter of yogurt a week.

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I was an ipad kid and I turned out alright

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Naming my child airic

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If you need me I'll be exploring the nuances

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Extending a high interest line of credit to my partner

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Envy is the unleaded gasoline of apples

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what happened to our brands

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@Safeway @linakhanFTC Help me

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@CoolBikeArt1 That is Jonas Vingegaard

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@GoZwift Can we get Lookout Mountain in CO on the Climb Portal??

#colorado #denver

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@herokustatus Oh you sly dogs got it back up without ever saying it was down

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@herokustatus We can't access the dashboard!

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@alejandrojsx @herokustatus +1

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about 60% of americas drinking fountains actually work

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@ItsBethanyyyy @dallen1400 @CenturyLink @CenturyLinkHelp Yep, down near union station as well

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The real climate change is your friends in their late twenties starting families

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@CzajkowskiTheo pipsqueak

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Of all the great internet insults, calling someone "einstein" might be the most fun

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The 🐐landlord