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ECU Pirates / Carolina Hurricanes / Carolina Panthers

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@PatMcAfeeShow Fuck it, I will. THE ROAD TO LA RUNS THROUGH CAROLINA

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@PeterBurnsESPN Circle jerking a conference while sharing a graphic that clearly contradicts the bs you're spewing is wild

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@WaltRuff @NHLMedia And every other time it happened you could count the number of teams in the league on less than a hand and a half. Kudos to them but I'd say what Rod did is a bit more impressive

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@mehdirhasan In a state full of millions of geriatrics only 90k deaths occurred during, not even due to, a global pandemic??? Sounds like florida leadership should take a victory lap

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@CDonnick1 So you're admitting men and women shouldn't compete against each other

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@TheBackPage >inclusivity means welcoming
>didn't say she wants trans in wnba

So which is it? Are you welcoming men into women's sports or not?

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@PatMcAfeeShow "Highlights from all 32 teams" except the panthers you fucking bums

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@_Sh00terMcgavin @jo_theprince @LiamMcCullough2 Unless you were born in the 1500s the order of operations has always applied to you

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@nut_history Womens amish slow pitch would dominate the wnba in viewership

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@mehdirhasan

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@MakiTheSalafi @IfindRetards we got a big one here

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@Outkick Should say trans kids *parents* belong... in prison

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@secnumbersguy Congrats on the Olympic level mental gymnastics it took to come to this conclusion

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@BoersBurner @BuckeyeNatty Yeah you just jerk them off at media days instead

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@RepThomasMassie I'm so glad my tax dollars are spent on voting on borders of other countries 4000 miles away

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@peta @MELobsterFest Yes, we shouldn't eat animals, we should just kill them and throw them away like trash just like @peta does

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@DontaviusNash21 Class of 2021 jerseys next season

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@Johnson_Sean @American_Conf Who are you trying to patch for 100k? Intramural racquetball?

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@jemelehill @DailyCraigIndy The company that airs the show is called Pat McAfee Inc.. ESPN pays that company for the ability to show some of it on their channel

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@BrickCenter_ “I’m not educated" yeah no shit lmao