Shreyas

Movie Buff. Gadget freak. Foodie.

[The Notorious B.E.V. 🌈 @blade_funner]

[the invention of tennis]

"I don't want this ball."

"Well, I don't want it either."

[Shreyas @Pirated_human]

I see humans, but no humanity.
#LondonBridge #londonattack

[Guy Incognito (itinerant shitposter) @ShutUpThatsWho]

[job interview]

Interviewer: What is-
Me: Anticipation.
Interviewer: -your greatest strength WHAT THE?
Me: [has already started the job]

[9GAG ❤️ Memeland @9GAG]

when you relate to something so bad but you can't retweet it because that would make it too obvious

[Shark Jelly @SharkJelly]

[My Wedding]

Me: I do

Guests: Awww

Me: Or do I?

Guests: Ooooo

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

“Top CEO’s use this trick to stay productive.”

*clicks link*

“They don’t click random links all day.”

Damn.

[Shreyas @Pirated_human]

@WhatTheFFacts well smelling anything and not eating it will help you lose weight.

[9GAG ❤️ Memeland @9GAG]

I told God I wanted a bae by winter.
He canceled winter.

[9GAG ❤️ Memeland @9GAG]

Preparing for the new year
https://t.co/tEewYcxiY7

[Shreyas @Pirated_human]

@WhatTheFFacts No shit, Sherlock!

[Bassem @BBassem7]

5 mins after your birth, they decide your name, nationality, religion & sect & you spend rest of ur life defending something u didn't choose