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Well this has been an absolute blast

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[My Wedding]

Me: I do

Guests: Awww

Me: Or do I?

Guests: Ooooo

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@Evan_Dando Lol the baby I'm bored sticker ❤️

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@meatyocre No better feeling than having someone obliterate your fav star.

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@Mobute Dang. You've been here so long you've got a gif profile pic!

I salute your decision.

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@chapel3929 Yes in opposite land

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@chapel3929 Correctly bad

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@chapel3929 Everybody has their own opinion

[Andy Murray @andy_murray]

Never even liked tennis anyway.

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@horselythighs Love hurts

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@Evan_Dando The best Bond movie.

[IGN @IGN]

BREAKING: Donald Trump, star of Donald Trump's Real Estate Tycoon! (2002), has been found guilty on 34 of 34 felony charges of falsifying business records.

[Daniel Edison, Comedian @DanEdisonComedy]

Who is MC Hammer’s favourite member of the royal family?

Kent Duchess.

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@chapel3929

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@chapel3929 @dennisbhooper That's the whole story really. He definitely purchased a lime so I suspect he is going to cook some sort of Thai dish but I'm speculating.

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@blahdevivre Decent

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@rodgernash You might get lime disease

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@horselythighs I salute you for your loyal service

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary #FuckMeWhy

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@Typhoo_Tea Shopping at Amazon makes your teeth go grey 😵