aku

kotak aku

[aku @pishudd]

@kimimpossibler Performative

[aku @pishudd]

@meinmokhtar Short form macam babi

[ًِ @bckupacc99]

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[aku @pishudd]

@jasmalaysia Mesti tulis prompt sambil keluar breakfast pukul 10. Kat office sunyi sepi.

[aku @pishudd]

@pedoqpop Pernah kena saman rm120 sebab park motor luar rumah sendiri di jb. Saman parking pun harga sgd kat sana.

[aku @pishudd]

@pedoqpop Mak aku bila aku tanya kepit kuku kat mana:

“Cari tu pakai mata. Mata tu letak kat jubooo gamaknya.”

Maybe this is what she meant…

[Ambar @Ambar_SIFF_MRA]

It's difficult for men to walk in public without being ogled by women.
Don't teach our sons what to wear; teach our daughters not to stare.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Absolutely

[🧘🏾‍♂️🧘🏾 @gtagmemes]

😂

[Brutox @Itsbrutox]

If tech companies were brutally honest 💀

[ًِ @bckupacc99]

.

[ethéra @etheravibe]

Geographical luck is a thing

[StratCommX @StratCommX]

Walau berbeza ideologi politik, tetaplah memandaikan rakyat dan anak muda ni perlu menjadi keutamaan nombor satu mana2 parti

Yg di atas tu, nak urus negara pun terkial-kial, apatah lg nk compete globally?

[aku @pishudd]

@meinmokhtar HAAA?!!!

[Bambulu @Bqmbulu]

"May we never go with flowers and chocolates where others go with lubricants and condoms"

[Apke Sapno Ka Warhead @whoiswrs]

A guy near my area did the same, he put high volume speakers on his rooftop and played hanuman chalisa on loop.
And guess what happened?
Muslims didn't give a fvck about it, it was the hindus who got annoyed and made a complaint to police🤣

[hz. @xoloxt]

it was never luck, It was always Allah swt