Lavinia Wilhelmina

This is all I can muster, at this very, very moment.

[Lavinia Wilhelmina @pissoffnoton]

It’s misogynistic Texas. They don’t gaf about pervs who commit sex crimes against girls/women, but they love regulating uteruses. Rich ain’t it?

[ABC13 Houston @abc13houston]

The 25-year-old suspect, whose bond went from $75,000 to just $1, is no longer listed on the Harris County Jail website. https://t.co/OdOysdDhie

[ABC13 Houston @abc13houston]

The 25-year-old suspect, whose bond went from $75,000 to just $1, is no longer listed on the Harris County Jail website. https://t.co/OdOysdDhie

[Lavinia Wilhelmina @pissoffnoton]

Who in the cornbread hell left this child with this nut?

[ABC13 Houston @abc13houston]

Investigators told ABC13 that the 20-year-old suspect is a family friend of the 12-year-old and claimed he forgot the boy was sitting on the roof when he drove away near I-45. https://t.co/rpbS5r38Uh

[ABC13 Houston @abc13houston]

Investigators told ABC13 that the 20-year-old suspect is a family friend of the 12-year-old and claimed he forgot the boy was sitting on the roof when he drove away near I-45. https://t.co/rpbS5r38Uh

[Lavinia Wilhelmina @pissoffnoton]

Take a microbiology course. You’ll never draw raw meat any where near your pie-hole again.

[KHOU 11 News Houston @KHOU]

A Galveston man has died from a bacterial infection after eating raw oysters, health officials announced today. https://t.co/Lefr36thor

[KHOU 11 News Houston @KHOU]

A Galveston man has died from a bacterial infection after eating raw oysters, health officials announced today. https://t.co/Lefr36thor

[Lavinia Wilhelmina @pissoffnoton]

That’s a whole lottuh kissin.

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

Man whose party is currently banning books/subject matter; rewriting history; trying to outlaw same-sex marriage; ban contraception; and force pregnancy, labor, and parenthood on child rape victims wants to know why these damn liberals want to control every aspect of your life.

[Lavinia Wilhelmina @pissoffnoton]

@Stephen20770029 @KHOU The justice system is on the right side here. Ineffective educators and administrators deserve the boot. Our children deserve better.

[Lavinia Wilhelmina @pissoffnoton]

Oh my guh guh guh…? Phonetics and phonics matter Honey. Journalism was once a noble profession.

[Mayra Moreno ABC13 @MayraABC13]

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[Lavinia Wilhelmina @pissoffnoton]

Chief who? Boy bye.

[Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre]

🚨🔥BREAKING: Legendary rapper Cheif Keef just said that President Trump is about to have all the blacks on his back. The 2024 election will be a landslide. Democrats forced the street culture on Black America. It’s poetic Justice because that culture support mugshots. They dug their own grave.

[Lavinia Wilhelmina @pissoffnoton]

Y’all petty.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

Here’s an incomplete list of athletes with the same height and weight as Donald Trump who said he was 6’3 and 215 Pounds.

A thread. 🧵

First up is quarterback Aaron Rodgers who is 6’2, 223 pounds.

[Lavinia Wilhelmina @pissoffnoton]

He buried her there for tax breaks, but what’s more disturbing is that nary an offspring of Ivana’s has visited to clean her burial site. Her children are cold-blooded.

[Lavinia Wilhelmina @pissoffnoton]

“It appears.” It appears. It appears. Call me if/when it’s confirmed. Boy bye.

[Popular Liberal 🇺🇸 @PopularLiberal]

WOW: It appears that leaked emails have revealed Melania Trump's apparent threats of divorce towards Donald Trump, along with her inquiries about his pension and the terms she would be entitled to in a $2 billion divorce settlement.

Is there anyone else who shares the opinion that this would have severe negative consequences for Donald Trump?#DemVoice1 #wtpBLUE

[Lavinia Wilhelmina @pissoffnoton]

Damn. She beat her face before she murdered her baby? People ain’t sht.

[KHOU 11 News Houston @KHOU]

BREAKING: Diana Guadalupe Zavala Lopez, 25, was arrested by Border Patrol agents while they said she was trying to flee to Mexico. https://t.co/CAcECD5auv #khou11

[Lavinia Wilhelmina @pissoffnoton]

Melania Trump doesn’t demand NDAs of her employees? In my best Fred G. Sanford impression, “you…big…dummy.” What in the cornbread hell happened to her “extraordinary ability?” #EB1 Po Thang.

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: Melania Trump's former right-hand woman Stephanie Winston Wolkoff drops a massive bombshell and reveals that investigators need to look into Melania's text messages and Signals because the former First Lady is "very well aware of everything" that Donald has done.

But it gets worse...

During a podcast appearance, Wolkoff said that she prays that Americans come to realize that the Trumps are consumed by "corruption" and "deceit" and "deception" and "they want nothing good for you at all."

She then issued a direct warning to Melania herself—

"I want Melania Trump to know that she will be held accountable and she will have to answer certain questions at a certain point in time because her talking points meaning nothing, absolutely nothing," she said.

Walkoff then dropped the real bombshell.

She said that she hopes that Special Counsel Jack Smmth has Melania's text messages, Signals, and "every email that was written on a non-government email address because those emails show Melania is very well aware of everything."

If Smith doesn't already have the messages — which seems unlikely given his thorough approach to investigating — he must get a hold of them immediately.

It turns out that Donald might not be the only Trump going to prison.

Please retweet and ❤️ if support prosecuting Melania Trump — and consider joining the growing exodus to Tribel, a “woke” new Twitter competitor that banned Trump for life and is exploding in popularity because Elon Musk banned Tribel’s Twitter account — but he forgot to ban this link to download the new Tribel app: https://t.co/HnJzSKjCwX

[Lavinia Wilhelmina @pissoffnoton]

Don’t “wonder.” Ask him. 🐓

[Matt Wallace @MattWallace888]

I wonder what happened to Obama’s fingers

[Lavinia Wilhelmina @pissoffnoton]

Parental discretion is advised each time she opens her pie-hole.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨 OMG. Marjorie Taylor Greene just held up photos of Hunter Biden engaged in sex acts
at today’s congressional hearing and we have the video.

Greene issued a warning that “parental discretion is advised” before holding up multiple photos showing sex acts.

She held up the montage with one photo of a nearly naked woman and another that, while redacted, appeared to engaged in a sex act.

Her comments came as she questioned two IRS special agents who led an investigation into Mr. Biden’s tax crimes.

This is absolutely outrageous behavior. She should be reprimanded and removed from the chambers immediately.

She should also be prosecuted for revenge porn.

This hearing could potentially watched by children. Where’s the right-wing outrage?

I hope Marjorie is given a rude awakening and charged over January 6 by the time Jack Smith finishes his investigation.

She should be expelled.

[Lavinia Wilhelmina @pissoffnoton]

Where…is…the…father? Last I checked it takes an egg AND sperm to conceive a child. So again. Where…is…the…father?

[ABC13 Houston @abc13houston]

The mother said she never left her vehicle, and the incident did not happen in the middle of the day. She fell asleep because she was tired. Now, she can't have contact with her daughter. https://t.co/4lqkQFrGkg

[Lavinia Wilhelmina @pissoffnoton]

More like, “should ‘mega-church-PREACHERS’ pay taxes.” THAT’S the question that begs answering. The leader is the HEAD of the church. Hello? 🎤 Is it on? Is this thang on? …and yes, he/she should [pay taxes]. Next in line please.

[Lavinia Wilhelmina @pissoffnoton]

And? So what? That’s her prerogative. This generation is far too soft. Love yourselves and you won’t gaf what others say/think/feel. Next.

[Fox News @FoxNews]

Teen airline passenger changes seat after 'plus-sized' travelers crowd her, gets grief for 'fatphobia' https://t.co/nH7qq1c24N