John Sniff

Always a Matthews Band, never a Dave 😩

[John Sniff @pit_funk]

jury duty seems like just the worst group project ever?

[John Sniff @pit_funk]

It’s a boob eat boob world

[ghost 𖤐 @ghostcoochie]

*touches his circumcision scar* i’m sorry i couldn’t protect you

[John Sniff @pit_funk]

I love in true crime when they compare mud from boots or tires to mud from a body or burial site. It’s just so scientific /smart! I couldn’t have thought that up.

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Sometimes u are not being “cancelled” but in fact laughed at for being a bit silly and embarrassing …. Sometimes you are being made fun of 💗 hope that helps

[John Sniff @pit_funk]

@Aktuator @_nomadic_soul My pride and joy

[charlie @chunkbardey]

4 times 3 being 12. that is a classic

[John Sniff @pit_funk]

these hoes are… surprisingly loyal… 🤔

[John Sniff @pit_funk]

kinda disappointed that masquerade balls aren’t a larger part of adulthood

[John Sniff @pit_funk]

wish I could randomly shave my head again and not have ppl think it’s cause I’m mentally ill

[John Sniff @pit_funk]

loving all the hate toward fraternal twins on tik tok lately. It’s something I’ve always felt but never been able to explain.

[Darren H @cerca_music]

when i lived in north florida years ago there was a swamp-rock guy called The Sauce Boss who was always cooking a giant pot of gumbo onstage

[John Sniff @pit_funk]

they should invent a cigarette that gets you high 🤔

[John Sniff @pit_funk]

If I stop to answer a text I lose track of what I’m in the middle of doing and never get anything done

[rosey🌹 @thechosenberg]

I just wanna know if the non texters feel any sort of way about responding seven hours later like do y’all just go about your day after seeing the text and be like oh lemme get to that later bc that’s so foreign to me

[pj @pjayevans]

Hey man be careful taking a nap. One of my buddies had a dream where he was getting chased around

[John Sniff @pit_funk]

trying to channel this energy (overly friendly hippy chick who is secretly a government agent from another planet)

[John Sniff @pit_funk]

Skateparks! Literally you get to chill with random ppl every day it’s the best

[Austin @adoptedhighway]

i love it when you can’t see the moon at night. one less thing to worry about

[John Sniff @pit_funk]

@ZeroSuitCamus We literally watched this music video in my college theology class lmao

[John Sniff @pit_funk]

every time I fly back to Austin everyone on the plane looks exactly like they’re headed to Austin