Lupita

thick thighs and basic brown eyes.
mentality at MTV’s Spring Break.

[Lupita @pitachip94]

COVID’s momma a ho

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The fuck is a lumineer?

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Yeah maybe I should stop calling myself a beaner

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Him: what’s your favorite position?

Me: fetal

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Wow, I’m glad so many people love Canada too 🤗

[Lupita @pitachip94]

My birthday lands on a Monday, that shit’s assssss

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I LOVE crocs and I tried the work crocs but they’re not the same!

my boss: 👁️👄👁️

[Lupita @pitachip94]

I don’t wanna be dramatic but I’m ready to retire

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

You’re terrible & I love you

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We didn't "outgrow" recess! Recess was taken from us!

[Lupita @pitachip94]

pendejeando en Target is my passion

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is it hot in this room or am I just getting fat?

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I wasn’t even drunk last night but for some reason I had to Google Jason Kidd and who he’s been married to

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I only cried 3x this week☺️

[John Legere @JohnLegere]

Nearing the end of the week. What has been your success this week?

[Lupita @pitachip94]

*my toddler sneezing more than three times*

Me: you needa calm down

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I’m def flexing when I say I have the coolest friends

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Isn’t the Bob’s Burgers intro song the most soothing sound on the planet????

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I’m not religious but I love attention and it is my saint’s day 😬 #Guadalupe #Guadaloop

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Therapist: you’re anxiety is through the roof

Me: that’s jazz, baby

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@ZahnPhillipp Exactly

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Wtf is stopping me from wearing crocs to the gym