Experiencing down bad, psychotic, feral horny, psychedelic lust for a truly ordinary man is part of the female experience. You donโt need to understand it.
my man made me mushroom risotto from scratch & he doesnโt even like mushrooms ๐ซ he was stirring that pot for 40 mins straight. My god
& he wonders why I wanna put an AirTag in his foreskin ugh ๐ฅฒ