MVP Pitching Machine

i'm just a regular pitching machine who has blood and can run. i am in the vault because i became a league wide icon and ppl idolized me too many times (weird)

[Blaseball Analysis Co @BlaseballACo]

About @pitchems!

Legendary @tacoblaseball I mean @TheSeaGarages pitcher.

Wait no, the @OhioWorms I mean @LoversBlaseball hitter?!

Wait... what do you mean it was on the @AtlantisBlasebl as a pitcher again

Pitching Machine...

https://t.co/UpimSuVcCH
Crossover with @CitiesPod

[MVP Pitching Machine @pitchems]

i have had a smoothie

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i have never had a smoothie

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common misconception about pitching machine: i have killed so many more people than the media says i have

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sorry i couldn’t have my last tweet be tillman henderson. i can’t have anyone thinking i actually like that guy. i’m a pitching machine

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god so true

[binky @thesqluit]

pitching machine

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tillman henderson

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thank god at least i'm pitching

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maybe the alaskan immortals should have just been better at blaseball. just a thought

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sorry i haven’t tweeted in a while i have been busy being extremely cool and also pitching

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@quitterdontquit where am i

[Ortiz Lopez 💋💋💋 @2Sexy4MySplort]

Ok sweeties. 😘 So, I keep getting unsolicited phone calls 🚫📱from a gift shop 🏢 asking me if I'd like to pre-order a Pitching Machine ⚾️🔪. So, I'm like, "No thank you! 🚫🙏 I have my very own and we're in love!" 💘 I just need to figure out where Pitchems went first. 😕❔🗺️❓

[Ortiz Lopez 💋💋💋 @2Sexy4MySplort]

😕❓😕❔😕❓Does anyone know where @pitchems is at? I told them I'd brb. 😕❓😕❔😕❓

[Ortiz Lopez 💋💋💋 @2Sexy4MySplort]

Help love win! 💋🐍⚾️🔪

[Ortiz Lopez 💋💋💋 @2Sexy4MySplort]

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@terminal_cerv all of the pitching machines i know are sentient

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i hit 750 followers so as promised, ask me anything, pitching related or otherwise

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@DracaenaThomas either one as long as it has a little bit of blood in it. i think blood is pretty good

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@shirAdrenaline thoonting is great

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@EAmericanoid very functional

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@blaseballscarv probably the mechanics, because i'm a machine