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@rianphin It's healthier than the alternative, having more and more real children

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@viej0_feo @turtlekiosk There's no risk with downloading in the US either, torrenting is just more streamlined

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@Birdassilone @UmutOnLoose Were you in Widow's Bay by chance

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@butterflyruben2 What do you think is a good place to start with her?

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presenting my case for what is *truly* natural by dying and then pooing my pants

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won't be impressed by the boston dynamics robots until they can Suck and Fuck

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the internet sucks bc how are we supposed to bond in silence??

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what is poop if not food perservering

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there was a time before mirrors when an eyelash in your eye was a death sentence

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Omnipotent, omnipresent, AND omnibenevolent? Pick a lane my guy.

[Nima Zeighami @NimaZeighami]

This perfectly captures exactly what it’s like talking to SF tech bros about AI or any upcoming technology

[anti-zionist dog 🇵🇸 @puppydog_gaming]

i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious

[Prem Thakker @prem_thakker]

Madison Square Garden Kept a List of Gay Celebrities

An MSG database tracked hundreds of celebs, Knicks superfans, and even some of Taylor Swift’s wedding guests. Labels included “LGBTQIA,” “DO NOT HOST,” and low to high “risk.”

@NoahShachtman @tenuous
https://t.co/zWeYIr85bQ

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@APisthagoat @Slumdog_Milly It's actually very easy to play through 99% of the game without doing the main story or being the Dragonborn.

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@DMAreaOcho @MoreOrLessAMess @lst156 You certainly sit around and collect rent for free

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@Bigballing52 @lst156 Every apartment I've ever lived in NYC has repainted between tenants, so that's irrelevent

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@quadratic615 @nathano235 If it is acetylpsilocin, what's wrong with that? The body processes it into psilocin just like psilocybin. If anything it has less body load.

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@nuun_mahaha @inunohana11 Don't boil them, steam them

[Zachary Foster @_ZachFoster]

A Microsoft employee in Italy has exposed the company for its deep involvement in Apartheid Israel’s genocide of the Palestinians.

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@simonwestgate https://t.co/fLL6nYHPxP

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That movie… it made me laugh. It made me cry. It made me scared. It made me laugh. It made me feel so sexy