kellie pittman

i feel comfortable using legal jargon in everyday life
she/her

[kellie pittman @pittmankellie]

@KlausDarwin @BarstoolMSU Fuck you Klaus

[kellie pittman @pittmankellie]

@RAINYDAY4U You are a nut job. No wonder you are single. I feel sorry for your family, especially those grand kids

[kellie pittman @pittmankellie]

@Dustin_Cone Patricia is a dusty, old hag who only accumulated wealth through the men she married. Wish she would kick the bucket already-her and the other dinosaurs who set society back.

[Natalie Sparbeck @NatSparbeck]

People still this morning: “Was Goff concussed?”

Gee, idk you tell me 😒

[MarkMaske @MarkMaske]

It makes no difference under the rules whether or not Jared Goff was trying to make a tackle on the interception return. The quarterback is by definition a defenseless player on a change of possession and cannot be hit in the head or neck area, by rule.

[kellie pittman @pittmankellie]

@cfcdeza @HoustonDynamo I’ve lost faith in you being the #1 Derek but here we are

[kellie pittman @pittmankellie]

@bRedRep @YBstros @HoustonDynamo Bullshit. He stopped two in one playoff game last year.

[Favian Renkel @FavianRenkel]

I’m going to say it, not MLS’s fault.

#USMNT

[kellie pittman @pittmankellie]

@ButterBob6 @_MANDONNA_ Exactly. And she didn’t even have the balls to return this year…🙄

[kellie pittman @pittmankellie]

@iramadisonthree Are you Ramona?

[kellie pittman @pittmankellie]

@itsmattstanley Two WWI movies…nice 🫡

[Jacobin @jacobin]

Hollywood writers and actors are on strike together for the first time in over 60 years, and they could be joined soon by a UAW strike at one of the “Big Three” automakers. It’s a good time to remember: the strike is one of workers’ greatest weapons. https://t.co/jmorOGqdca

[kellie pittman @pittmankellie]

This movie is so underrated

[John F. Kennedy Jr @RealJohnJohnKJR]

Bill Hader and Kristen Wiig should have won Oscars for this

[Siddhant Adlakha @SiddhantAdlakha]

If you’d told me that between Barbie and Oppenheimer, one would start online discourse about on-screen age gaps and the other would lead to international controversy rooted in 1940s Asian geopolitics, never in a million years would have I guessed which one would yield which.

[trash jones @jzux]

only children are so funny. you’re telling me you just hung around the house with two grownups all the time? like a little businessman?

[kellie pittman @pittmankellie]

@michellehfields @DarkoStateNews @katieyellow Awwww 🤍🛒

[MSU Chief of Propaganda @OdellBretthamJr]

Michigan State is the greatest place on Earth and nothing will ever change that fact

[kellie pittman @pittmankellie]

@keylarid Interested-how much?

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

if your police department has something called a scorpion team, probably a good idea to shut that shit down immediately

[kellie pittman @pittmankellie]

A traffic stop should not be a death sentence