At the family barbecue my cousin’s husband kept joking that “period mood swings are just an excuse to be a bitch.” His 13-year-old daughter finally said, “Dad, when you have a kidney stone you cry and everyone brings you ice packs. When Mom has endometriosis she still packs your lunch. Sit down.” The table went quiet so fast you could hear the burgers sizzle.
New Charli XCX album is phenomenal, but naturally, losers are hating because it's not Brat. Proof that if you bring coke to a party ONE TIME that's all people will ever want from you
Went to planned parenthood with my old roommate and there were church ppl outside accusing her of abortion so I said “We’re here to find out if she has cancer. So we’ll see if your god is good or not” And I shit you not when we came out they weren’t there anymore
You guys better scream “permeate” hella loud when my girl Ari sings POV because she did not take out her thesaurus for yall to be quiet!!! #eternalsunshinetour